Crush Limerick Poems

I shan’t think a landing is sound
That leaves both a ditch and a mound.
A plane should align,
Like steak with good wine,
To kiss, not to crush,...

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Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand....

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There was an oul fella from Baltinglass

Who fell madly in love with a young lass

When he asked her to dance

She took fright at first glance

So...

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Limericks written for St. Patrick's Day
Celebrate the Irish in ev'ry way
It's said in tales of old
Leprechauns buried gold
At the rainbow's end it was meant to...

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 My cravings flaming in a dumpster fire
Ridding me of my secret heart’s desire
Every chocolate bar
All candies in a jar
Gone so the raver in me...

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A wiz like no wizard before 
A lion that wanted to roar
Tin man was hollow
That’s hard to swallow
But not like a man made of straw

Now...

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Johnny was quite a leader
And best pet of the teacher
Puberty hit him so fast
At the head of the class
His little Willy stood up, second feature...

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Like sharks can fixate on a mark
Trolling hearts may strike something dark
Better to repair
Any inner despair
Before the snare of a love spark...

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Arrows fly causing chem trails, 
such crazy twisted cupid tales! 
Could have flown farther 
boomerang hit the archer;
Now they fall, a crush impales....

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Backbone in pieces left stressed,
to put in work no interest;
You want a free lunch 
yet binge 'Candy Crush';
No wonder you are depressed....

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Just climb onto the back of my Harley
And we shall ride to the songs of Bob Marley,
   In no time at all
 ...

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Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day...

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I've fallen in love with Hugh Grant
So many times now that I can't
Recall why or when
I went off him, and then
Got back on him. I...

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I have made  myriads of blunders but yours makes my heart ache 
That I didn't tell you, makes it the most regrettable mistake.
But,like the...

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He showed up dressed in black leather
Dates aren’t meant to last forever
It wasn’t just fun  
He was on the run
A hostage date was --quite...

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