Cat Limerick Poems
These Cat Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Cat. These are the best examples of Limerick Cat poems written by international poets.
A Hiss and a Bark in the Dark
A dog, with a wag and a bark,
Tried to play with a cat in the dark.
The cat, with a hiss,
Said, "You're missing the bliss,
Of a...
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animal, cat, dog, fun,
Mr Pretty the Cat
there was a cat named mr pretty
who was the leader of his c i t y
with fur soft as silk
a mind sharp and s l...
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cat, cute, imagination, pets,
Mouse Mischief and Feline Fatigue
A mouse, quite the agile small chap,
Played hide-and-seek, right in cat's lap.
The cat, with a yawn,
Said, "This game's gone on,
I'm napping, you rodent, perhaps?"
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animal, fun, hilarious, humor,
Ginger in Socks
there was a cat named ginger in s o c k s,
...
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cat, cute, imagination, pets,
untitledwe had a cat named Fluffy
who always acted arrogant and stuffy
one day it was said
she was found dead
those tooth marks aren’t mine dear Sophy
...
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animal,
Da Vinci's Catastrophic Cat Flight
Leonardo, with sketches so grand,
Tried to teach his cat how to land.
It soared from the roof,
With a "Meow!" and a poof,
"That's not flight," he said,...
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fun, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Giving a Cat a PillThe feline is oft honoured in lands,
It struts like an Egyptian in sands.
The fastest in town,
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cat, humorous,
You're Invited to CollaborateI tried to ignore the buffoonery and the cartoonery of the last 3 weeks of "politics," but found it impossible to do when so much...
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humorous, introspection, political,
Maybe Not That Unreachable
January 4th and still in the 30s(F)
Live in Toronto, the lakes region
Well how about that
Out living our cat
Surprise! Maybe 100 is not unreachable
...
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Categories:
celebration, life,
Not That Unreachable
January 4th and still in the 40s(F)
Live in Toronto, the lower great lakes region
Well how about that
Out-living our cat
Surprise! Maybe 100 is not that unreachable
...
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age,
The ugly belly of robber baronsTo make money do what you may
And let no rules come in your way,
Capitalism blares
As laissez-faire declares
Wild ways to thievery,
Packaged nigh cleverly
For robber barons of...
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Categories:
business, mirror, money,
Of Dorothy’s Three Friends in OzOf Dorothy’s Three Friends in Oz
Of the three friends that Dorothy met,
it was Scarecrow who had his heart set
on getting a brain,
but that was insane.
I...
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Categories:
fantasy,
Toto Takes Command
Toto knew the Girl understood that
their beaucoup would be trimmed of it's fat
They could use straw and tin
and the shoes she was in
but for SURE...
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Categories:
cat, dog, girl, goodbye,
Hell Cat QueenHell Cat Queen
Oh, Mayling Lou dearest, my heart’s elation
On Halloween you’ll be a possessed abomination
Neither purr nor mew
pussyfooting Boo!
You are tonight’s sweet spooky...
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Categories:
best friend, cat, fantasy,
Holiday LimericksWritten for the contest: Holiday Humor- Limerick Set
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Contest Judged: 11/17/2024 11:17:00 AM
Placement: 2nd
Our Halloween cat finally brought home,
Cuteness on display like...
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cat, fun, halloween, pets,