Cat Limerick Poems

Wishing

George was having a secret love affair
Breaking his marriage vows without a care
A cheater deceiving
A husband believing
That his wife was totally unaware.

But George wife was

You Can Thank the Funky Monkey

No way you could call this a drizzle 

Came out like rhinoceros pizzle

On this day at the zoo

This old monkey just blew

It fried my eyes

MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES I'm in a Terrible Jam

MIDNIGHT MUNCHIES! I’M IN A TERRIBLE JAM….
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At midnight, my stomach grumbled
With snacks in the pantry, I fumbled
     On the shelves high

Hats and Cats

There was a man with many hats,
that lived in a house with many cats.
When he went outside,
the cats stayed inside.
Hat choosing was driving him bats.

One

Out on a Lim

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"Remembering you Rico, I know you could have done much better" Quote by the Poet

Tabby waits

A Cat Gulping a Bat

Aristo-Cat?

My house is ruled by an aristocrat
in the form of a petite pussycat.
Clearly, from where I stand,
I'm second-in-command.
That explains why she's called "Magnifi-Cat"!

Why Are Cats So Cute ?

I love my tabby kitty's tummy dots.
all those swirly, soft, downy lovely spots;
she likes to jump, spin and leap,
sometime, behind me will creep . .

Spoiled-Rotten Cat Instructs Visitors

Don’t you dare try to sit in my spot!
I’ll decide if you pet me or not.
   I’m the star here, you’ll see.
 

Nine Lives

The Cat used to brag to all the guys
Because he won first place for most lives.
Then the frog said with glee,
"Not more have you than

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there is a pup named Jack
boundless energy he doesn’t lack
with teeth s sharp
and a nasty bark
he finds chasing cats ecstatic

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there was a young cat named Dom
who every spring chased the queens with aplomb
one day he was taken to the vet
and lost his best asset
and

Mr Pretty the Cat

there was a cat named mr pretty
who was the leader of his c i t y
with fur soft as silk
a mind sharp and s l

Ginger in Socks

          there was a cat named ginger in s o c k s, 
  

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we had a cat named Fluffy
who always acted arrogant and stuffy
one day it was said
she was found dead
those tooth marks aren’t mine dear Sophy