Business Limerick Poems
These Business Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Business. These are the best examples of Limerick Business poems written by international poets.
BakeryThere once was a baker who loved to boast
about his bakery down by the coast.
But the bakery burned down
and he exclaimed with a frown,
Now all...
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humor,
Buttinski
There's a big Buttinski running around
King 'Mind Your Business' he should be crowned
On offense, he attacks
Good attitude, he lacks
He's digging a deeper hole in the...
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Categories:
character,
market share marathonWith takeovers bankers are set
But Capital One's is a threat
Owning Discover
As surrogate mother
Makes Visa and Mastercard sweat...
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Categories:
business, money, race,
Just Off of the PressUnsubstantial evidence hums.
Unclear to the media bums.
Just off of the press -
There’s still no confess.
A story sans lucid outcomes....
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business,
A Little Pill With a Big Story To TellThe Jardiance story is large
Get low A1C for a charge
The message pray tell
Seems to make people swell
Their singer so sweet is a barge
Author's note: For...
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Categories:
appreciation, business, dance, drug,
MicroshotWhen looking for a quack with spiked rates
Some try the Windowed Office of Bill Gates
Coz right on the spot
He’ll give you a shot
But be prepared...
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Categories:
angst, corruption,
Leaf Me Choose My Major, MomA major in marijuana's for me
I'm gonna get a cannabis degree
I don't have to smoke it
...
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Categories:
business, education, money, student,
Free To RoamWhen devouring a hot chicken pie
An advertised flat caught my eye,
I would hazard a guess
Judging...
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Categories:
business, conflict, discrimination, hate,
For Meta Or WorseIt appears that the Metaverse
is doing decidedly worse;
seems folks are forgetting
‘bout virtual jetting,
creating real holes in the purse.
—————
Facebook announced it was putting a $1.5B expansion...
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Categories:
business, technology,
I Need More Than An SuvThough few drive off-road in their truck
Pick-up owners have run amok
Having a tail gate
Their mood will elate
While the cabin carries a schmuck
Author's note: A...
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Categories:
car, drug, environment, society,
LobstersThere was a man from Nantucket
Who sold lobsters by the bucket
He drove all around
No customers found
He had no choice but to truck it...
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Categories:
business, fate, fishing, food,
Yet Another Fine MessWithout a fair means to endure
Inflation puts some in the sewer
The Fed might raise rates
Until it abates
But their record makes us unsure...
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Categories:
3rd grade, business, confusion,
A Warm FutureMined and burned fuels that are fossil
Create debacles colossal
Large profits some got
But when nature gets hot
It will make past disasters seem docile...
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Categories:
business, money, natural disasters,
Vegan Con Carnage
Who needs fiction when truth is so sweet?
The COO's woes from Beyond Meat:
enraged, he bit another’s nose,
an incident that clearly shows
a vegan diet is incomplete!
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/beyond-meat-suspends-coo-after-alleged-nose-biting-incident-212822737.html...
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Categories:
business, food, humorous,
Menses MensalA business lady has a hunch
You will enjoy, "Period Crunch"*
Your monthly cycle
Titillates Michael
Perfect for breakfast, not for lunch!
* a new raspberry-flavoured
uterus-shaped cereal which
turns the...
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Categories:
food,