Rico Leffanta Poet Limerick

Menses Mensal

A business lady has a hunch
You will enjoy, "Period Crunch"*
Your monthly cycle
Titillates Michael
Perfect for breakfast, not for lunch! 


* a new raspberry-flavoured
uterus-shaped cereal which
turns the milk red to enhance
discussion of a woman's
reproductive system!  Thanks for
bringing it up for breakfast!

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Shirley Hawkins June 30, 2022 at 9:15 PM Bringing it up for breakfast sums it up nicely. Utterly Gross.

Ilene Bauer June 23, 2022 at 4:26 PM i hope this is not true, rico! ugh! i enjoyed the poem, though... Rico Leffanta June 23, 2022 at 7:05 PM Yes, I imagine you are about ready to eat snails for breakfast with Macron? Aloha!

Tom Cunningham June 23, 2022 at 3:41 AM I'm sticking to marmite on toast lol. Tom Rico Leffanta June 23, 2022 at 7:03 PM No bloody breakfast for me, either! Aloha!

L Milton Hankins June 22, 2022 at 8:59 PM Oh my goodness. Surely not! Rico Leffanta June 23, 2022 at 7:04 PM It must have been a Small Business grant as I can't see it winning investors over . . . .Aloha!

Valsa George June 22, 2022 at 8:51 PM Really.....? This is an interesting piece of information... Rico Rico Leffanta June 23, 2022 at 7:06 PM The cereal box has diagrams to help the conversation along. You can see the box at Intimina.com.... Aloha!