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Lettuce Poems - Poems about Lettuce

Lettuce Poems - Examples of all types of poems about lettuce to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for lettuce.
Food for Thought
...Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decid......Read More
Categories: lettuce, food, poems, riddle, silly,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member My Go To Sandwich
...Peanut butter and jelly is my go-to sandwich every day. You can have your turkey, beef, and salami, all your very way. I care not for pickles, relish, ranch, mustard, or mayo. Please hang on to yo......Read More
Categories: lettuce, food,
Form: Rhyme
Doom and Gloom
...Lettuce pray for I can eat no lettuce today. No Cos, no Iceberg, no Loose leaf. Arugula and Kale are beyond the pale for alas a procedure looms while fresh edibles are all in bloom. It's Spr......Read More
Categories: lettuce, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sacred Relationships
...For monotheists, like Christians and Jews and Moslems, robust relationships with other humans may feel more sacred than more troubling secular relationships with defensive business of predativ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, earth, environment, health, integrity,
Form: Parallelismus Membrorum
Premium Member i am a very sensitive man
... i am a very sensitive man live in the horror of restaurants those with those long salad bars the celery are mostly quiet it is the tomatoes that moan the loudest broccoli screams tempest acros......Read More
Categories: lettuce, funny,
Form: Free verse

Inextricably rooted with hair fixation
...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read More
Categories: lettuce, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Mama Rabbit Keeps Knitting
...The snow was fierce that weekend It never let up, kept falling and falling The drifts were getting higher and higher The wind chill was getting lower and lower It was brutal outside, wasn’t it? ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member How do you get a baby
..."How do you get a baby?" The five-year-old asked, with a bit of pep. “Lettuce leaves, storks, monkeys leave them on your door step.” "Seriously, grandma, you’ll tell me, right? I looked into her tr......Read More
Categories: lettuce, baby, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Lulu My Loony Cousin is Allergic
...I am allergic to greens, so none of that will do. It is my persnickety picky-eating cousin, Lulu. But surely you are not allergic to lettuce, I say. Oh, yes, and green beans and peas. The radish c......Read More
Categories: lettuce, hilarious,
Form: Narrative
Engament party
...She who rest me Might I labor To understand Her evilness That she mocks My beliefs 66 burgers grilled rare ( mixture of chuck and brisket) 66 fried fish fillets battered and fried Onion ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, middle school,
Form: Ballad
...24 slices of halved green tomatos 24 slices of cooked bacon 12 slices of texas toast type bread (thick Slices) the tomatos will be battered and deepfreid fry in olive oil and bacon fat ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, food, lust, music, romantic
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Moms Beef and Noodles
...No one in the family can make Mom’s beef and noodles Lavishing them over her freshly mashed potatoes now Her crunchy corn pudding is sitting next door. Waiting for the crisp radish, carrot, lettuc......Read More
Categories: lettuce, food, mother,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Happy hour
... veggie bar ~ snail seems stuck on lettuce leaf ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, food, green, health, nature,
Form: Haiku
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV Anti-Vegan Manifesto by Michael R. Burch Let us avoid lettuce, sincerely, and also celery! Rising Fall by Michael R. Burch after Keats Seasons ......Read More
Categories: lettuce, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme
...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE III The Humpback by Michael R. Burch The humpback is a gullet equipped with snarky fins. It has a winning smile: and when it SMILES, it wins as miles and mil......Read More
Categories: lettuce, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Rhyme

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