Lettuce Poems - Poems about Lettuce

I don't know where iceberg lettuce winter squash or snow peas grow but it seems to me it's not down there in Antarctica where and when it's freezing below which only goes to show pointing out if not advising there's bait and switch in the pitch and no truth to their advertising ...

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peanut butter and mayo don’t forget lettuce it is my favorite sandwich not real Mayo Sweet Miracle Whip do you want one? ...

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A ball of ripe green lettuce teases Miss T. Goat She studies it from afar, nothing in her throat Along comes a handyman who is fixing the moat. Do you want it down? He asks Miss T. Goat Miss T. Goat is not the kind to make up her mind. She sits and stares, until her ideas unravel and unwind. The...

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The leaves weren’t wilted I see A head of lettuce light green crispy And I had checked finances to boot I was confident I could cover the loot The green grocer was standing tall He had tracked down the lettuces all But there had been a price Not raised once twice but thrice Who would have thought last year That lettuce would be...

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I ate lettuce for a year Only lettuce And drank water Lost sixty-four pounds I have gained it back and sixty pounds more I was young then, more disciplined Now I am old; no one notices old I can be any size I want. I could be nine hundred pounds. No one would notice So now I eat barbequed chicken, refried beans, mashed potatoes, beef...

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leaf lettuce plus red washed through three cold water baths .... slug falls in sink To make matters worse, I just read an article on the internet where a person found a baby poisonous snake in a bag of lettuce that her son sent to her from the store chain called "Aldi's". It was...

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Crunch Lettuce is sprouting In my organic garden Snails are in rapture...

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Let us Lettuce Rancid Salad Savage Cabbage Digest Regress Stomach Toxic Corn beef Raw meats Pepto- Bismal™ 12/16/20 written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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she boils her eggs anticipating salad there is no lettuce...

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Did anyone say vegan oh you mean Meagan No she died ears ago eating a pulpit wat !!! she ate wood chips !!! Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone or you'll wind...

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COMSAT move that rabbit drone a little to your right visual should now be in sight turnip greens and kale advance cautiously four hops over over copy that a few more hops to the left forget about that clover over dead air...

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lets oh we already don't have any clothes on so lets climb in bed to feel our warmth lets not sexually sleep for being in love doesn't mean having to make love lets just sleep and snore...

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What would you like for supper, my first-and-last marriage-mate asks me so sweetly He offers to run out to many fast food places, and not so discreetly. He lists Arby’s first, for their turkey market fresh sandwich is sublime. I can make one at home, I reply quickly, though it might not be half as fine. Chicken from a...

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put a cauliflower on the barb-b let us roast it while it's still alive put a burger on the barb-b it was dead before it was fried chomp on lettuce, no sound of begging can you hear but you just ate it, live me dear all flora breaths for the world but go on eat it alive or dead to all vegans, I have...

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I made a lot of money by selling lettuce that was Latin. It gave people the munchies and was sure to fatten. I grew and sold it and got top dollar for my weed. I knew that it was illegal but I was consumed by greed. But a man spotted my Latin lettuce and the fool called the cops. Those...

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