Lettuce Poems - Poems about Lettuce

...Food for Thought... You want puns? How about on buns? Written word fun From the fruits of the Earth's sun Thought about cruisin' on my bike to grab some grub, but it was two-tired. Decid......Read More

...Peanut butter and jelly is my go-to sandwich every day. You can have your turkey, beef, and salami, all your very way. I care not for pickles, relish, ranch, mustard, or mayo. Please hang on to yo......Read More

...Lettuce pray for I can eat no lettuce today. No Cos, no Iceberg, no Loose leaf. Arugula and Kale are beyond the pale for alas a procedure looms while fresh edibles are all in bloom. It's Spr......Read More

...For monotheists, like Christians and Jews and Moslems, robust relationships with other humans may feel more sacred than more troubling secular relationships with defensive business of predativ......Read More

... i am a very sensitive man live in the horror of restaurants those with those long salad bars the celery are mostly quiet it is the tomatoes that moan the loudest broccoli screams tempest acros......Read More

...Inextricably rooted with hair fixation As a lad in grade school, yours truly, (a diminutive, intuitive, oversensitive, and vegetative potato head kid, whose voice exhibited a severe nasal twan......Read More

...The snow was fierce that weekend It never let up, kept falling and falling The drifts were getting higher and higher The wind chill was getting lower and lower It was brutal outside, wasn’t it? ......Read More

..."How do you get a baby?" The five-year-old asked, with a bit of pep. “Lettuce leaves, storks, monkeys leave them on your door step.” "Seriously, grandma, you’ll tell me, right? I looked into her tr......Read More

...I am allergic to greens, so none of that will do. It is my persnickety picky-eating cousin, Lulu. But surely you are not allergic to lettuce, I say. Oh, yes, and green beans and peas. The radish c......Read More

...She who rest me Might I labor To understand Her evilness That she mocks My beliefs 66 burgers grilled rare ( mixture of chuck and brisket) 66 fried fish fillets battered and fried Onion ......Read More

...24 slices of halved green tomatos 24 slices of cooked bacon 12 slices of texas toast type bread (thick Slices) the tomatos will be battered and deepfreid fry in olive oil and bacon fat ......Read More

...No one in the family can make Mom’s beef and noodles Lavishing them over her freshly mashed potatoes now Her crunchy corn pudding is sitting next door. Waiting for the crisp radish, carrot, lettuc......Read More

... veggie bar ~ snail seems stuck on lettuce leaf ......Read More

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV Anti-Vegan Manifesto by Michael R. Burch Let us avoid lettuce, sincerely, and also celery! Rising Fall by Michael R. Burch after Keats Seasons ......Read More

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE III The Humpback by Michael R. Burch The humpback is a gullet equipped with snarky fins. It has a winning smile: and when it SMILES, it wins as miles and mil......Read More