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Vogan Poetry Beware of Lettuce

Did anyone say vegan oh you mean Meagan No she died ears ago eating a pulpit wat !!! she ate wood chips !!! Yes Mima ,her intestinal tract blew up like a big balloon, splintered and crackled her cel phone gave her miiginites ringatitus what a turd,... stay away from dah freakin' cel phone or you'll wind up limp, like a piece of lettuce

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Date: 6/26/2020 2:33:00 PM
'Eating a pulpit' ..lol.. soupmail
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Date: 6/13/2020 8:46:00 PM
Haha that's a good one. Beautifully written
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