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The Prismatic Self

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Colossians 3:17-25 KJV Bible
"And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him. [23] And whatsoever ye do, do it...

Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-

..."Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for...

I Need To Sit Reply To Jan

...us men put the seat up when we wee in the loo, 
so our wee doesn't hit it, we're thinking of you!!  

we pee in the middle of the bowl which is round, 
but end shakes can hit seats if seats are l...

Zip Zap Zung and Zing

...Zip Zap Zung and Zing
Poem made with a ding
Hip Hop Hulu Town
Word Play goes down

Whip whir twis shou
Shake your boots all abou
Fine time you will have
Fun with most dim and lav

drop off ...

Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be Bawdy

...COME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES  - PLEASE SOUP MAIL POEMS AND I WILL ADD THEM 

My dentist ...

Squire

...Squire - a recollection of war
I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away from the day that changed me
Sev...

Squire the Service Dog

...I'm twenty seven years old
Not, old by any standard
But, in my world...I'm seven
Seven years removed from an IED
Seven years away from the day that changed me
Seven years into my new life
We we...

In Flagrante Delicto

...[starboard port]

the ocean—an onyx plate predawn—
somnambulant ships preen with a swag of
warning lights

massive hulls: cargo ships, flotillas, tankers,
passenger liners loll; red lights bus...

A Drug Too Deep This Love

...Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
POETIC LYRICS BY THOMAS LAM HSI-ANDRESS (KAL-EL-3000)
(To Renata, Loni, Sabrina & 'Lil Matilda, 'The' ELs!)



[ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYON, Track No. 11 (for all...

Places I'Ve Peed Haiku Series

...1
Sun glints off ripples
Play of light in sheltered cove
Scenic lavatory

2
Backyard full of stars
Footsteps crack on frozen grass
Moonlit lavatory

3
Forested mountain side
Above twistin...

Though He Cannot

...He is my happines
my joy
my laughter
my pride
my paradise,
he is my everything.

I love him
though he cannot
i pray that he finds the 
love of his heart
sumeone who loves and 
adores him
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The Great Aussie Picnic

...The Mozzies are biting, we forgot the Aeroguard
The ants, all the bickies are about to bombard
The twins are fightin’ and actin’ real mean
This family picnic, it’s a real bloody scene
The baby’s ...

The Seat By the Toilet

...The Seat by the Toilet - Rob Barratt(rbarratt@cooptel.net)
Yes, the seat by the toilet’s
The best by a mile; it’s
The only seat in which to sit
In the seat by the loo 
You’ve a wonderful view 
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Those Pint Glass Bottomed Spectacles

...Those pint glass bottomed spectacles
are staring up at me
as you gurgle down another beer
and burp and boff with glee.

Gone are your inhibitions
your humanity and pride,
you're acting like an animal...

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