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Lav Poems - Poems about Lav

Lav Poems - Examples of all types of poems about lav to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous examples for lav.
I NEED TO SIT REPLY TO JAN
...ddles where you put your as* now women want jobs only men tend to have, so let's share the seat moving job of the lav. reply to Jan's "I need to sit" poem lol jokes ......Read More
Categories: lav, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Zip Zap Zung and Zing
... Word Play goes down Whip whir twis shou Shake your boots all abou Fine time you will have Fun with most dim and lav drop off a corn store Iowa magi show bee fore bun wag and ring toss fun with word play keen goss Zip Zap Zu......Read More
Categories: lav, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member APT NAME LIMERICKS COLLABORATION -NB SOME POEMS WILL BE BAWDY
...in his trunk Written by Mark Koplin A cleaner was called Mrs Rue, and spent all the day in the loo, the lav her domain, she worked on each stain, her hands often covered in poo. Proctologists, Rimmer and Ho are delving......Read More
Categories: lav, giggle, jobs,
Form: Limerick
Squire
... flipped right in front of us the bus of civilians, stopped radio chatter like mad Rocket fire took out the Stryker LAV Blew it to bits No survivors We were pinned down We didn't return fire Couldn't....didn't know where to And h......Read More
Categories: lav, animal, anxiety, beautiful, care,
Form: Free verse
Squire the service dog
... flipped right in front of us the bus of civilians, stopped radio chatter like mad Rocket fire took out the Stryker LAV Blew it to bits No survivors We were pinned down We didn't return fire Couldn't....didn't know where to And h......Read More
Categories: lav, freedom,
Form: Epic



Premium Member In Flagrante Delicto
...he riggings—pole dance beside the quay—ridged, behemoth smokestacks toy with the flames of gold and white [cabin’s lav—occupied] waiting, my mind trundles to funeral pyres Viking ships, then returns to marvel at on-coming airpo......Read More
Categories: lav, love,
Form: Free verse
Woah the period stain
...i stood up and went towards the lav and felt all the eyes on me i still got inside and checked for the scars found none on my face but just below the......Read More
Categories: lav, clothes, confidence, poems, power,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Throne Groan
...excerting themselves while having a poo Good old Edmund Ironsides got stabbed in the ass From a viking who hid in the lav I thought was grass Who must have been nose blind to put up with the gas Cathrine the great a gonna wow the poor p......Read More
Categories: lav, funny, giggle, humor,
Form: Couplet
eh yaar mere
...hotho ko jiski pyass hai vo tere lav hai.... dil ko Jo umeed hai.... vo tere labj hai ...kaise kahu kya hai tu.... meri zindagi ja meri rooh ... has ......Read More
Categories: lav, best friend,
Form: ABC
A Drug Too Deep This Love
...SINNER! SINNER! SINNER! GOD-DAMN-YOU.........GOD! [ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYION, Track No. 3] PINK-YELLOW-GREEN......LAV-EN-DAR-PINK-OR......BLUE! PINK-OR-BLUE? WHAT'S-NICE-TO......YOU? THINK-IT'S.........SEXY? PINK-OR-BLUE.........M......Read More
Categories: lav, age, angel, anger, drug,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member places I've peed haiku series
...1 Sun glints off ripples Play of light in sheltered cove Scenic lavatory 2 Backyard full of stars Footsteps crack on frozen grass Moonlit lavatory 3 Forested mountain side A......Read More
Categories: lav, beach, garden, humorous, nature,
Form: Haiku
Though He Cannot
...s much as i do sumeone who wil unconditionally love him that sumeone who''l love him endlessly... Although i lav him i pray that he finds his missing master-piece... I have got love for him in abundace but he left me in d......Read More
Categories: lav, absence
Form: Blank verse
The Great Aussie Picnic
...ause he bashed both ‘is knees The flies in the marg, and the dogs got the cheese Grans gone walkabout lookin’ for the lav Cripes, there’s a Kookaburra, poopin’ on the pav! Young Curly’s so famished, he’s eatin’ mud pies And bluey’s bei......Read More
Categories: lav, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The seat by the toilet
...sit In the seat by the loo You’ve a wonderful view Of the road (and a faint whiff of sh….) Oh, the seat by the lav Is the seat I must have I can straighten my legs down the aisle I’ve got people to smile at As they queue for t......Read More
Categories: lav, funny
Form: Verse
Those pint glass bottomed spectacles
...n the booze not rent or tea. You're married to the drinker's tap unbalanced and disturbed, our wardrobe's not a public lav your senseless lunacy's absurd! Now take off those pint glass spectacles when you dare to look at me you're killing......Read More
Categories: lav, confusion, dedication, devotion, education,
Form: Free verse

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