Lav Poems - Poems about Lav

...ddles where you put your as* now women want jobs only men tend to have, so let's share the seat moving job of the lav. reply to Jan's "I need to sit" poem lol jokes ......Read More

... Word Play goes down Whip whir twis shou Shake your boots all abou Fine time you will have Fun with most dim and lav drop off a corn store Iowa magi show bee fore bun wag and ring toss fun with word play keen goss Zip Zap Zu......Read More

...in his trunk Written by Mark Koplin A cleaner was called Mrs Rue, and spent all the day in the loo, the lav her domain, she worked on each stain, her hands often covered in poo. Proctologists, Rimmer and Ho are delving......Read More

... flipped right in front of us the bus of civilians, stopped radio chatter like mad Rocket fire took out the Stryker LAV Blew it to bits No survivors We were pinned down We didn't return fire Couldn't....didn't know where to And h......Read More

... flipped right in front of us the bus of civilians, stopped radio chatter like mad Rocket fire took out the Stryker LAV Blew it to bits No survivors We were pinned down We didn't return fire Couldn't....didn't know where to And h......Read More

...he riggings—pole dance beside the quay—ridged, behemoth smokestacks toy with the flames of gold and white [cabin’s lav—occupied] waiting, my mind trundles to funeral pyres Viking ships, then returns to marvel at on-coming airpo......Read More

...i stood up and went towards the lav and felt all the eyes on me i still got inside and checked for the scars found none on my face but just below the......Read More

...excerting themselves while having a poo Good old Edmund Ironsides got stabbed in the ass From a viking who hid in the lav I thought was grass Who must have been nose blind to put up with the gas Cathrine the great a gonna wow the poor p......Read More

...hotho ko jiski pyass hai vo tere lav hai.... dil ko Jo umeed hai.... vo tere labj hai ...kaise kahu kya hai tu.... meri zindagi ja meri rooh ... has ......Read More

...SINNER! SINNER! SINNER! GOD-DAMN-YOU.........GOD! [ELLIE GOULDING, HALCYION, Track No. 3] PINK-YELLOW-GREEN......LAV-EN-DAR-PINK-OR......BLUE! PINK-OR-BLUE? WHAT'S-NICE-TO......YOU? THINK-IT'S.........SEXY? PINK-OR-BLUE.........M......Read More

...1 Sun glints off ripples Play of light in sheltered cove Scenic lavatory 2 Backyard full of stars Footsteps crack on frozen grass Moonlit lavatory 3 Forested mountain side A......Read More

...s much as i do sumeone who wil unconditionally love him that sumeone who''l love him endlessly... Although i lav him i pray that he finds his missing master-piece... I have got love for him in abundace but he left me in d......Read More

...ause he bashed both ‘is knees The flies in the marg, and the dogs got the cheese Grans gone walkabout lookin’ for the lav Cripes, there’s a Kookaburra, poopin’ on the pav! Young Curly’s so famished, he’s eatin’ mud pies And bluey’s bei......Read More

...sit In the seat by the loo You’ve a wonderful view Of the road (and a faint whiff of sh….) Oh, the seat by the lav Is the seat I must have I can straighten my legs down the aisle I’ve got people to smile at As they queue for t......Read More

...n the booze not rent or tea. You're married to the drinker's tap unbalanced and disturbed, our wardrobe's not a public lav your senseless lunacy's absurd! Now take off those pint glass spectacles when you dare to look at me you're killing......Read More