I Need To Sit Reply To Jan

us men put the seat up when we wee in the loo, 
so our wee doesn't hit it, we're thinking of you!!  

we pee in the middle of the bowl which is round, 
but end shakes can hit seats if seats are left down,

so moving it up is not a thoughtless task,
ensuring no puddles where you put your as* 

now women want jobs only men tend to have, 
so let's share the seat moving job of the lav. 




reply to Jan's "I need to sit" poem 
lol jokes
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Cunningham Avatar
June 8, 2021 at 9:00 AM
Always stand close it could be shorter than you think lol. Hope you're well Nick. Tom
Lawless Avatar
June 8, 2021 at 6:05 AM
Ah, the "ups and downs" of toilet etiquette
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