This is a lateral Christmas,
The reasons for red-nosed reindeer,
Rudolph was on the booze, my dears,
Santa and Rudolph were dipsomaniacs,
They drank all the booze in Santa's sacks,
But worse, Santa's in a Stroke Unit, we fear,
We knew it was a bit hard,
For gifts, Santa maxed out his credit cards,
Red cheeks meant high blood pressure, we...
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