Larry Poems - Poems about Larry

There once was a farmer named Larry With a hundred cows at his dairy Larry did his best Hired help for the rest Milking that many cows was scary ...Read the rest...

Best described as lizard slime, Larry was worst of all time. His big rheumy nose was red as a rose And his eyes glowed green as lime!...Read the rest...

Larry is just a baby. He was falsely accused. He would never do that! The teacher said, “I saw him”. “You lie,” Larry’s mother said. “He was framed. He is a good boy. He would never do that!” Larry’s mother says. They...Read the rest...

That squirrel is getting to me my cousin lamented. But the squirrel got killed by a car, and grief fermented. She had left a nest of babies, all together there were four Larry fed them with eyedroppers, not...Read the rest...

Old-time fans called him 'The Great White Hope' Larry Bird had to 'walk the tightrope' He was no dope; he knew he was special So he focused hard...Read the rest...

Helter-skelter, upper-downer, Bigger smaller, richer poorer Bitter sweeter, kinder meaner Sifter opener, thicker thinner. Meek or dumb, pinky and thumb Top or bottom, height and fathom. Head or toe, friend and foe Day or night, left and right. Larry scoops Moe; Moe...Read the rest...

Ace colonoscopy doctors Kellen Karl Kovalovich and Larry Borowsky Though necessary to down: four Dulcolax laxative tablets, quaff half 238 gram bottle of Miralax over span of eight hours, and if necessary even one Fleets Enema, I...Read the rest...

Women know which men to marry And Normal Woman won’t tarry; To keep praising her Sir Barry But it’s going to be Larry, Barry to keep giving her Garri To keep enjoying it Larry… And she’d keep flirting with Harry, Who her...Read the rest...

One September morn, Barry is born, one day a little man that society will chastises every day, poisoned with dour memories of a life passing, staggers habitually along life’s broad way, yet still, he believes...Read the rest...

"Shine my boots, wench!" Larry said "Fetch my wine and cheese and bread! Tidy up my murphy bed! Feed the hog and Mr. Ed! Corn mash for Rhode Island Red! Why look so gobsmacked by dread? Did you not say...Read the rest...

Larry and his dog Franklin Are the best of friends They are always together Wherever Larry goes Franklin does also Franklin is a Black Lab His fur shines in sunshine Franklin likes to sunbathes He lays in the sunshine He is a happy fella Everyone...Read the rest...

An Answer for Larry concerning my song: My life is many songs my life is a church hymnal my life is “Sing A Simple Song”, My life is ...Earth Wind and Fire. My life in a...Read the rest...

Larry used to tell lies Looking one straight in the eyes He came a cropper When telling a whopper Because telling of lies he denied...Read the rest...

Larry and his Sheep Dog Scruffy Are together always on the road Larry has knowledge of gardening So he is well known by all Larry has a huge van So he packs what tools he needs Even brings his lawn...Read the rest...

"Who am I? Larry the fly!" -Larry Larry daydreamed of being a fly. Eventually he began to live his life As if he really were a fly. When people asked in horror, "Larry, why are you eating dog ****?" Larry...Read the rest...