Short Larry Poems

Innie, meanie, minnie, Moe,
Where the hell did Larry and Curly go?...

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Magic and Larry
thirty-two and thirty-three
they must be brothers...

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curly loves to dance
larry plays the violin
moe just likes to lead...

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i watched with some pride
larry bird shoot the basket
race,skill,envy,all...

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Sperry
berry,
Marry Mark Terry
Garry
Larry,
and don't forget Kerry...
she likes to eat dairy...

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Larry- you are my dove!
The poet I truly love,
Don't give me a shove
when you're the one
on a pedestal, always above!...

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bury me~ 


with my pen~


its been fun~


write on



03/13/14   written by, Larry Berdoo
                        WRITE ON!...

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out on a limb~


keep it lite~


remain calm~


live today



03/20/14  written by, Larry Berdoo
                      WRITE ON!...

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Larry used to tell lies
Looking one straight in the eyes
He came a cropper
When telling a whopper
Because telling of lies he denied...

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Larry, oh poor, miserable Larry,
there is nothing wrong being gay;
but was it worth pursuing ecstasy 
inside a public men's lavatory?...

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Larry Rivers perhaps unknown to you
yet an influential art guru
Considered a parent of Pop Art
in mass-media imagery for the most part...

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I once dated a man named Larry
He one day asked me to marry
Though he was a real honey
He hadn't much money
So, I wed his cousin Harry...

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just caught a thief named larry

missing teeth and quite hairy

under his collar

we found a dollar

it was all he could carry.
...

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Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
	His big rheumy nose
	was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...

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my Granny is so very hairy,
so much hair it’s quite scary,
her hair gets in the way,
she must shave it every day,
me thinks she use to be Larry...

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Runaways kicking cans 
down the street, singing
haunting tunes to a
wolfmans moon.

03/09/14   written by, Larry Berdoo
                       WRITE ON!...

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L-yric 
A-nd 
R-hyme 
R-elieve 
Y-our 

L-oneliness 
E-ndorsing 
V-erse 
I-n 
S-onnet 

Topic: Poet (Larry Levis) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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But we never brag about Norman Fell
A native son of Philly we must tell
A comic like Larry Fine
Heroes now on the line
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon in Hell...

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I like my football, you know how it goes
Who's gonna win?, nobody knows
I sit in my favorite chair
In only my underwear
And a pair of Joe Namath's pantyhose...

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There once was a Merman named Harry
Who was in love with a Mermaid named Mary
So he wrote her a poem
And invited her home
Unfortunatly, she turned out to be Larry...

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Moe, Larry, Curly are gone
but the stooges still live on
you'll find them in Washington
of us, they make fun




Entry for John Freeman's contest...

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Oh Larry,
Don't get harried-
Lack of sleep you say?
Keeping your evil twin at bay?

Don't try to cheat,
we all know you are just too sweet
To be an annoying creep!...

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Three manic morons: Moe, Curly, Larry
  Ante up for a talking canary ~
    It attracts boobirds
    They cry, 'How absurd' ~ 
  Clever jokers rename her 'Miss Carrie'...

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Larry had a wart on the end of his nose
it was appalling and he saw that it grows.
He found a doc
who gave it thought.
Then slickly transplanted it to one of his toes....

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Republican Repudiation

Senator Larry Craig
Denied being a fag.
Caught foot-tapping at the airport Minneapolis-St. Paul
By a cop who happened to be in the next stall....

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