Rust dust
Blow gust
Bad lust
Just just
Bout bust
~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~
Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
“Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
And at that roadside stand was RFK
eating processed food, Ole!
Old McDonald’s had a kiosk too
“Make America Throw Up Again”
And at that kiosk was DJT, version two
With Elon Musk, his 'new best friend’ ...
Now Old McDonald’s has a new lease on life
Just don’t expect to see Melania there, Trump’s wife
But – and this may surprise the ‘H’ out of you
I hear Barron’s got a hankerin’ for Mickey D’s mouth-watering
~ ‘filet of horse stew’
Buckwheat and quinoa
Ghee for me.
Off to the store
To buy some more!
Junk food
Sweet and salty
No nutrition at all
Please just give me an M and M sandwich
Topped with potato chips to give it crunch
Fill my cupboards with Mounds bars,
Bring on the unhealthy
Hot chips, oh, yes!
Junk food
At McRonald's, you get what you order,
McVirgin burgers from someone's daughter,
Sluts just wanna have fun,
In a sesame seed bun!
Do you want any French fries?
Have some fertilisers and pesticides!
We're not selling these apple pies,
Because we really love you, guys,
Here, more landfill and sulphate dioxides,
Have a nice day today,
Anyone for take away?
All in a plastic sesame bun,
Yum! Yum! Yum! Yum!
Michael Latido has quite a history.
He is considered a medical mystery.
The razor blades, nuts and bolts.
Eaten by him and other dolts.
Are nothing, compared to namely,
His eating a grocer cart, bicycle
and claim to fame, doing away inanely...
With a complete Cessna airplane
© Apr 09 2010
Good-bye Little Debbie cakes,
Mr. HO HO, Boo hoo hoo,
Aunt Twinkie too,
I'm surely gonna miss, all of you.
Good-bye fresh bakery donuts,
Audios gravy covered steak,
Truffles with cream too,
I'm really gonna miss, all of you.
So long, Long Johns,
My scrumptious chocolate Sunday's,
Uncle French Fry too,
Be gone from my hips, all of you.
Hello almond nuts, and legume,
Water packed tuna and brother salmon too,
Greeting my low fat diet butter,
I must welcome within, all of you.
Linda Terrell
March 13, 2010
I have created poem/lyric verses for a heart-smart lifestyle to lower cholesterol as we should
all follow.
It would make an informing cheery song or silly jingle.
(Cinquain Syllable Count)
Cookies cakes
ice creams and pies
They taste so delicious
chocolates hard to resist
Not good!
(:
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2009
August 1,2009
As I hunger..
I fill myself up with
Food from past failures.
It's over-indulging.
It's only temporary,
But it is filling.
I could reminisce on thing that are good,
Like love and life.
But then I would not have the satisfaction
Of my junk food.
I feel that funny bulge a tingle
The mouth was craving for
Doritos and Pringle
Burger King has become the norm
This belly here is weathering hunger's Storm
French Fries Haven
for an old lard unshaven
I'm too late for a Spanish cutie
A fan of grease and some tutti-frutti
Enters the area that I call the throat
Ring Dings and cupcakes
soon they will coat
the layer of fatty flab
by forgetting the diet TAB
Bimbos love A HUNK
But not a dweeb of proportionate CHUNK
A little blueberry POP TART
For the tongue of this aging FART
Cannot savor if you give me that LIFE SAVOR
Leave me with Orville Redenbacher
If you would do me that kindly favor
We all have a thing
for munching on ONION RING
Pass the 1A
and some hamburgers our way
Flavor the bacon
scramble the egg
Mrs Parsons is 25
But already shows it in her leg
Margot sucks on a chip
All she is doing by enlarging her hip
Scotty is being naughty
That's why he's forever on the potty
Frank's sitting on the log
enjoying some HOT DOG
Patty has left for the day
before the OREOS come her way
The end is near
I feel it in my rear
As my once trim line turns jelly
From having too much junk food in my belly!!
Come as you are
Reveal to the lass
THE PRIDE of your belly
20 pounds of extending ass
WHAT HAPPENED,MY FRIEND..
to your well trimmed rear end
Please remain in the seat
WE DON'T WANT YOU TO BEND
Bacon and eggs
chicken nuggets for brunch
AND AFTER THAT..
some Doritos for lunch
Mary is disgusted
yet,
she is overtly BUSTED
Knowing FULL well
That Burger King can be trusted
Our generation and this here poet
is surrendering to the flab
So continue with the roast beef
C'MON,LET'S TAKE A STAB!!
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