Gershon Wolf Poet Couplet

Make America Eat Junk-Food Again

 ~ A Little Post-Election Humor Never Hurts ~

   Old McDonald’s had a roadside stand
      “Make America Eat Junk-Food Again”
    And at that roadside stand was RFK
       eating processed food, Ole!

    Old McDonald’s had a kiosk too
      “Make America Throw Up Again”
    And at that kiosk was DJT, version two
       With Elon Musk, his 'new best friend’ ...

    Now Old McDonald’s has a new lease on life
        Just don’t expect to see Melania there, Trump’s wife
     But – and this may surprise the ‘H’ out of you
        I hear Barron’s got a hankerin’ for Mickey D’s mouth-watering
                                         ~ ‘filet of horse stew’

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Michael Tor November 21, 2024 at 4:39 PM Nicely written Gershon enjoyed reading my friend. Funny to read and as far as eating at McDonald's they better get Life insurance lol.

Panagiota Romios November 21, 2024 at 3:09 PM McDonalds is an American institution that also feeds the IDF soldiers now as they are fighting the Arabs who have and will continue to murder and rape the Jewish people of Isreal. We love America and Freedom.

Evelyn Judy Buehler November 20, 2024 at 6:12 PM Wow, I did not know McDonald's was horsing around! I enjoyed this poem a lot, though. :) Gershon Wolf November 21, 2024 at 12:30 PM Yep... unless they're using donkey meat now to save money! lol. Keep smiling, EJB!

Ilene Bauer November 20, 2024 at 2:32 PM Hey Gershon! This is the first post-election writing that actually made me smile! Thank you… Gershon Wolf November 21, 2024 at 12:30 PM Always good to laugh! Thanks, Ilene

Charles Messina November 20, 2024 at 9:55 AM LOL- Isn't Trumps wife's name spelled "M-Elon"ie". Love it G.W. Great to see you, my friend! ~CM Gershon Wolf November 21, 2024 at 12:31 PM Who knows anymore. btw: What does 'spelling' mean?! lol. Keep smiling, brother. ~ gw

John Read November 20, 2024 at 8:06 AM Hi Gershon, horse stew sounds far from mouth watering lol.

Regina Elliott November 20, 2024 at 6:53 AM Hi Gershon, my daughter thinks Elon follows Trump around like a little lost puppy, lol! Very humorous MickyD's poem here. Was surprised to see RFK Jr. partaking in the meal, I heard he's a health and working out devotee. Should be POTD. Have a creative Wednesday. Shalom :))))

Tom Cunningham November 19, 2024 at 9:36 PM Lol, can I have fries with that. Tom