Jughead Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Post Pep Comics




“Post Pep Comics”

In this time,
there are no children -
we refer to them as the 'undead'.

The young watch on 
while their gods war on, it’s all televised, 
committing abominable atrocities, war crimes. 

Like ancient souls held in the palms
of the war machine they watch on 
like zombies, vacant things
scrolling, weighing their relevance 
against those dressed in designer ozempic scales, while worlds away
the third-class child attends their lessons in starvation,
surviving death and bullets
trafficked and war torn, raped and
psychologically taken,
click bait;
bleeding into the small tight margins
of Western comics where the Eagle always wins.
Archie and Jughead dispense their puerile rules, 
rating us like commodities, stocks that rise and fall;
it’s all entertainment
after all. 



Candide Diderot. ‘26

Premium Member Blither-Blather and Red Yuck, and Pray Like Your Hair's on Fire, 'Coz It Is

    when accused of blither-blather
      seek shelter in the moment, rather
    than plunge right in confrontationally
      into a bottomless pit of calumny

    remember to count to ten again and again
      ramp it up to a thousand, don’t pretend
    if you’re still hot, don’t plead that you’re not 
      or let bygones be bygones and all that rot

    ‘coz the chickens always come home to roost
       when and if you’re still juiced
    you just might slice that swollen face wide open, catsup-red
       then hallucinate as into grinning spiders it is shhh-RED
                          
                          *******

    If the horror you've just read
       fills you with naught but dread
    Try not to lose it, jughead ~ pray hard
       before you go to bed
                               ~ Dr. Jack Ell

Premium Member Cartwheels for Veronica

   Archie did cartwheels for Veronica
   Jughead even played his harmonica ~
     But Veronica’s Jewish
     Leaving two suitors bluish ~
   Steinberg made her latkes for Chanukah 



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   'Latkes' are potato pancakes, a traditional
    Chanukah treat.


Premium Member Questions For Archie and Veronica

Why did Archie keep running after Veronica?
Betty was the nice one.
And she was blonde.

Why was Reggie’s mouth always drawn into a sneer?
Did they want him to look cruel?
Why did they want Jughead to appear stupid?

Oddly enough, I never questioned why
Betty and Veronica were both drawn like Vargus pinup girls.
Maybe because I was used to Barbie dolls in 1959.

Premium Member Wish I'D Had a Camera

Archie, trembling, went to bed
       envisioning Veronica’s lips of red

     Imagine his surprise when instead 
       ~ Jughead there stopped him dead

Premium Member Keeping Mister Kidd

Momma said
Go ahead
Be misled
By jughead
That egghead.

So I did
Keeping Kidd,
Getting rid
Of bad id
Was redid.


For: What's New Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
January 2, 2022


Premium Member Jughead

his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse

7/5/2018



Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest

Premium Member Archie

In the realm of comic book tales
 There's a town called Riverdale 
  Where Archie Andrews hangs out with his friends
 Riverdale High is the school they attend

 Archie's best pal is Jughead Jones
 He's the guy with lazy bones
 Then there's dorky Ethel Muggs
 She's got a crush on  Jug

 There's Dilton  Doiley, he's a nerd
 And "DUH" is Moose's favorite word
 Reggie seeks Veronica's affection
 But seems to be in love with his own reflection!
 

 Betty is the girl next door
 Archie is the one that she adores
 Veronica is the spoiled rich girl
 Who wants to rock Archie's world 
                      ---
 5 -23-15

Premium Member Rip Archie Andrews

He died a hero's death. He sacrificed his own life to save that of a friend.
Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Reggie had all been his friends since the begining.
Which friend's life did he save? Was it one of them?
No one will know until this July when Archie Andrews' legacy ends.
A comic book icon since 1941.
Rest In Peace Archie Andrews.
Growing up with you was fun.
*
Life With Archie, Issue 36,
the final chapter of the Archie Andrews epic
will be released July 2014 by publisher Archie Comics.
*

Comic Book Advocate

Used to thrill 
     to the Fantastic Four, X - Men 
    Sometimes ever Charlton or Classics illustrated
   Dare I mention to my educated friends  
       that I still read comic books?
or even to anyone 
    that I enjoy 
   Archie - with hamburger eating Jughead
 the poor and rich girls 
      Betty and Veronica ?
I advise you to take a 
    comic book trip 
They are not just for children

Premium Member The Archies

“Sugar Sugar” had a sound so fine.
It was a popular hit song of 1969.
That was not all we were going to hear.
“Jingle Jangle” was released the following year.
However, one element was wrong.
Cartoon characters recorded each song.

There was Archie, Reggie, Jughead, Veronica, and Betty.
They were seen and heard on Saturday morning TV.
In a live concert we would never see
these band members performing each melody.
Their sound many folks considered terrific.
How about some truth here, who really recorded the music?

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