when accused of blither-blather
seek shelter in the moment, rather
than plunge right in confrontationally
into a bottomless pit of calumny
remember to count to ten again and again
ramp it up to a thousand, don’t pretend
if you’re still hot, don’t plead that you’re not
or let bygones be bygones and all that rot
‘coz the chickens always come home to roost
when and if you’re still juiced
you just might slice that swollen face wide open, catsup-red
then hallucinate as into grinning spiders it is shhh-RED
*******
If the horror you've just read
fills you with naught but dread
Try not to lose it, jughead ~ pray hard
before you go to bed
~ Dr. Jack Ell
Categories:
jughead, anger, fate, fear, prayer,
Form: Couplet
Archie did cartwheels for Veronica
Jughead even played his harmonica ~
But Veronica’s Jewish
Leaving two suitors bluish ~
Steinberg made her latkes for Chanukah
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'Latkes' are potato pancakes, a traditional
Chanukah treat.
Categories:
jughead, boyfriend, celebrity, chanukah, food,
Form: Limerick
Why did Archie keep running after Veronica?
Betty was the nice one.
And she was blonde.
Why was Reggie’s mouth always drawn into a sneer?
Did they want him to look cruel?
Why did they want Jughead to appear stupid?
Oddly enough, I never questioned why
Betty and Veronica were both drawn like Vargus pinup girls.
Maybe because I was used to Barbie dolls in 1959.
Categories:
jughead, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse
Archie, trembling, went to bed
envisioning Veronica’s lips of red
Imagine his surprise when instead
~ Jughead there stopped him dead
Categories:
jughead, fantasy, giggle, girlfriend,
Form: Couplet
Momma said
Go ahead
Be misled
By jughead
That egghead.
So I did
Keeping Kidd,
Getting rid
Of bad id
Was redid.
For: What's New Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
January 2, 2022
Categories:
jughead, love,
Form: Verse
his drinking obscene
geezer guzzles a gallon —
impure milk cures spouse
7/5/2018
Mick Talbot’s Senryu Contest
Categories:
jughead, drink,
Form: Senryu
In the realm of comic book tales
There's a town called Riverdale
Where Archie Andrews hangs out with his friends
Riverdale High is the school they attend
Archie's best pal is Jughead Jones
He's the guy with lazy bones
Then there's dorky Ethel Muggs
She's got a crush on Jug
There's Dilton Doiley, he's a nerd
And "DUH" is Moose's favorite word
Reggie seeks Veronica's affection
But seems to be in love with his own reflection!
Betty is the girl next door
Archie is the one that she adores
Veronica is the spoiled rich girl
Who wants to rock Archie's world
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5 -23-15
Categories:
jughead, friendship, school,
Form: Rhyme
He died a hero's death. He sacrificed his own life to save that of a friend.
Betty, Veronica, Jughead and Reggie had all been his friends since the begining.
Which friend's life did he save? Was it one of them?
No one will know until this July when Archie Andrews' legacy ends.
A comic book icon since 1941.
Rest In Peace Archie Andrews.
Growing up with you was fun.
*
Life With Archie, Issue 36,
the final chapter of the Archie Andrews epic
will be released July 2014 by publisher Archie Comics.
*
Categories:
jughead, eulogy,
Form: Rhyme
Used to thrill
to the Fantastic Four, X - Men
Sometimes ever Charlton or Classics illustrated
Dare I mention to my educated friends
that I still read comic books?
or even to anyone
that I enjoy
Archie - with hamburger eating Jughead
the poor and rich girls
Betty and Veronica ?
I advise you to take a
comic book trip
They are not just for children
Categories:
jughead, fun,
Form: Blank verse
“Sugar Sugar” had a sound so fine.
It was a popular hit song of 1969.
That was not all we were going to hear.
“Jingle Jangle” was released the following year.
However, one element was wrong.
Cartoon characters recorded each song.
There was Archie, Reggie, Jughead, Veronica, and Betty.
They were seen and heard on Saturday morning TV.
In a live concert we would never see
these band members performing each melody.
Their sound many folks considered terrific.
How about some truth here, who really recorded the music?
Categories:
jughead, history, music, nostalgia, sound,
Form: Rhyme