James Bond Poems - Poems about James Bond

James Bond quintessential gentleman ultra cool, calm, collected, candid spy he does things others can never hope to do his living quarters are classy and glassy all women want him...

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I was back once more to my favorite place; Where I drove Paul Walker in a car chase Where I was guilty of a mansion robbery Where I was engaged to Sir Sean Connery Where I acted in Spectre with James Bond Where I slid down Volcanoes on skiis newly spawned Where I kidnapped the founder to control Crocs And wrestled Alligators...

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There once was a timid young mummy His attire incredibly crummy He draped a dinner jacket across his golden casket Now the pretty ghouls are more chummy...

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Dame Judy Dench Loves to fish for Tench When she fixes her motor She uses a wrench If she’s feeling tired she sits down on a bench, DJD is polylingual; Her favourite language is French, When she has a pooh in the morning It causes a stench DJD is a strong woman, When Germans talk about her they call her ‘mensch’, If she gets excited Her buttocks...

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Sir Sean Connery's James Bond had unmistakable swagger, and how. Mr. Connery was the original Bond; the best there ever was. Sorry Roger...and Pierce! Hello there, Daniel... I see you, George and Timothy! Thank you all... for playing, but Mr. Connery was top dog; he had no rival! Charm and charisma flowed through his veins... when he first introduced himself in...

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His love is like a James Bond love, He is handsome and good-looking. I look forward to seeing him everyday, You can't touch James Bond's love. He is seen with beautiful women, Popular all day, performing herculian tasks. How did he come into your life, That is a mystery to me. Does he love me too, Maybe he hasn't said, we are just...

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The James Bond Effect Walk only at your pace; or you fall. Aha, yes. Bite only what your mouth can contain; or you puke. Eh...ehn, yes. Carry only what your legs can endure; or you crash. Wao, wao, yes, Your heart can be tender if you don’t overload with dirt; Or you become terrible. Oh, yes. Unwise you become. Anyone that runs past...

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Making Love In Jamaica At The Iconic James Bond Beach It is a sun splashed day;  the air is silent with the sound of waves  the ocean is moving to the rhythm of crying gulls.  The fine white sand underneath our feet is warm. The crashing waters from a small wind sculpted waterfall swims  into the arms of its mother sea. It...

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Code 007, James Bond A debonair spy who quickly responds; When he meets a pretty decoy The agent flops and becomes her toy! .............. Andrea Dietrich's A Clerihew - and Make it New! 5/22/2014...

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Double oh Sevens The gamble of dangerous men Poets who carry guns To shoot out the hearts Of unsuspecting ladies A single word, a bullet That can wound or kill the love Of any careless romance Yet they fall at the feet Of mystery and sweet words And later in the evening Tears flow from ladies of sadness Left alone among the sheets of love The Spy, he...

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A breathtaking panoramic view fascinated my sight into the offing, As the sea gloriously shows its precious treasure magnificently floating; Making me wish to be an albatross to hover and hop around; On those beautiful islands highlighted by a single beauty named, James Bond. This place is known originally and locally as Nail Island, It’s one of the best tourists’...

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As an agent I always get my mark This job was done by day but they usually done when it is dark I sail with my parachute to the ground Gonna spend my million pound I see what looks to me like, CROCS, what the …k!!!! "To Die For" Limericks...

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