Irish Setter Poems - Poems about Irish Setter

...I order a Guinness and a shot of Pappy Van Winkle. My green paper Leprechaun hat is crushed and lopsided on my head. That shot of bourbon cost me more then I used to earn for a day's work. “......Read the rest...

...Those red suede boots came splashing in With the pride of elephants, dangling fringe I got out of the way, my mouth to my chin Others were terrified, some did a cringe. Nancy Sinatra could not ......Read the rest...

...He’s Irish not Scottish or British You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish He’ll point to his pelt Start swearing in Celt With a splash of some Gaelic and Yiddish......Read the rest...

...The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The......Read the rest...

...The Doberman Pinscher A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey The English......Read the rest...

...A new year to begin with a laugh and a grin, effort put in to resolutions and absolution for sins. Your own and your kin (though sometimes you can't win) I burst like electrocution on January first......Read the rest...

...5/25/22 Living in the nether Couldn't keep it together For a long time wore a fetter Remaining tethered Occasionally got tarred and feathered To your expectations I lost interest if I'll ever......Read the rest...

...My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better, I wanted you to know that, with the cold, I am weari......Read the rest...

...(to a blues riff) You're a blood red girl You're a blood red girl You're a blood red girl, you're a woodshed girl, You're a good good girl. You're a good good girl You're a good go......Read the rest...

...When I come back I will be a warhorse Twenty one hands high I will ignore my mistress, taking no direction. I will run toward the valley Where I will be free with no bridle or saddle Thunderi......Read the rest...

...Her blind date had arrived right on cue, her jeans as tight as a cocoon, stepped into the night, "ripped" noise what a fright, exposing her hefty full moon. Thank God she had brought a sweater......Read the rest...

...Orangutan and Terrible Is an orangutan and Trump the Terrible; Horrible hair and appearance are unbearable; Some say it looks like an Irish Setter, And could his behavior ever be better. On ......Read the rest...

...Premenstrual syndrome my fault, can’t bring her crying to a halt! No cheese in the fridge, she whines unabridged, then nicely says “please pass the salt”. Told me I’m no good for daddy......Read the rest...

...Tall Tales In Short Form Contest Sponsor: Casarah Nance A flying chubby dog indeed, is my Mugsy the pug, with stubby little legs always acting so smug. He grew wings about a week ......Read the rest...

...Will Take Aim Horn Haiku When we will take aim, You always receive the blame; Much more of the same. Are one of the few, Who I surely will love you, And always so true. Poems may be putr......Read the rest...