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Premenstrual syndrome my fault, can’t bring her crying to a halt! No cheese in the fridge, she whines unabridged, then nicely says “please pass the salt”. Told me I’m no good for daddy, I told her I’m not his caddie, golf course vindictive, please one sedative, so I hit on his wife Patty! I do leave the toilet seat down, but sometimes the bowl is left brown, not my fault I poop, please go find a scoop, thinks she deserves to wear a crown! Still can’t believe she is my wife, with all the bickering and strife, find a man better, an Irish Setter, no more “happy wife, happy life!” Here's My Whine, Now Pass the Cheese - Poetry Contest Sponsor: Phillip Garcia Syllable Count: 8-8-5-5-8 Date Written: August 13, 2016

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Date: 8/16/2016 8:29:00 AM
Congratulations, Luloo, on your second place win! :)
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Date: 8/16/2016 9:43:00 PM
thank you lovely Kim :)-luloo
Date: 8/16/2016 2:12:00 AM
Congratulations on your win...
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Date: 8/16/2016 9:42:00 PM
thank you Supraja :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:10:00 PM
A fun one, Laura, and nicely done. Congratulations on your 2nd Place podium win! Hugs, Sandra
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Date: 8/16/2016 9:41:00 PM
thank you Sweet Sandra :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 3:43:00 PM
Nice one Laura. Congrats :)
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Date: 8/16/2016 9:41:00 PM
thank you David :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 11:43:00 AM
Hi Laura, I can definitely relate to this hilarious write. Congratulations on your 2nd place win. It was well deserved: -) Alexis
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Date: 8/16/2016 9:40:00 PM
thank you lovely Alexis, you are a huge sweetheart :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 10:33:00 AM
Fun stuff LuLoo, congratulations...
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Date: 8/15/2016 10:40:00 AM
Thank you Charlie :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 6:30:00 AM
:D ...great sense of humor! Congrats on your win. :) Sunita
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Date: 8/15/2016 6:31:00 AM
thank you sweet Sunita :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 3:56:00 AM
Congratulations on your win, Laura:)
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Date: 8/15/2016 6:32:00 AM
ooops! sorry lovely Jo :) I meant to say thank you to you :)-luloo
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Date: 8/15/2016 6:31:00 AM
thank you Teddy :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 3:43:00 AM
Hi Laura. Congrats for your well, deserved top placement in the contest!! ;-)
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Date: 8/15/2016 6:32:00 AM
many thanks Teddy :)-luloo
Date: 8/15/2016 1:57:00 AM
This was fantastic. So easy to read while being brilliant at the same time. Congratulations for a phenomenal write!
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Date: 8/15/2016 6:30:00 AM
Wow! thank you so much Phillip :) I am grateful you liked it, and I wasn't even going to enter lol (I did at the last minute) thanks again, be blessed :)-luloo
Date: 8/14/2016 10:01:00 AM
an Irish setter. that was hilarious, Laura!!
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Date: 8/14/2016 10:34:00 AM
thanks lady! :)-luloo
Date: 8/13/2016 10:09:00 AM
ha ha ha great string of limericks LuLoo really made me LOl - good lucj:-) hugs Jan xx7
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Date: 8/13/2016 10:19:00 AM
I used that phrase "happy wife happy life!" lol
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Date: 8/13/2016 10:18:00 AM
thank you lovely lady :)-luloo