Best Irish Setter Poems

He’s Irish not Scottish or British 
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt 
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some...

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A flying chubby dog indeed, is my Mugsy the pug,
with stubby little legs always acting so smug.
He grew...

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Was at a hearing with my attorney
She was more childish than Bert and Ernie
     Played I-Pod video games
   ...

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Premenstrual syndrome my fault,
can’t bring her crying to a halt!
No cheese in the fridge,
she whines unabridged,
then nicely says “please pass the salt”.

Told me I’m no...

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At the water’s edge I stood.

Oh my heart was invigorated to see the soft ripples in the water.

There was a warm breeze that also moved...

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A  B i t c h With Too Many Babies

By Elton Camp

To excess population she keeps adding
Yet with males she’s always gadding

Marriage is a...

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Her blind date had arrived right on cue,
her jeans as tight as a cocoon,
stepped into the night,
"ripped" noise what a fright,
exposing her hefty full moon.

Thank...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Will Take Aim Horn Haiku

When we will take aim,
You always receive the blame;
Much more of the same.

Are one of the few,
Who I surely will love...

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I don’t think she’s ugly, she’s just not pretty.
This girl is one of many I see in this city.
The women around here are so dull...

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The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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I Wish
I wish I could start over again
There’s a lot of things that could have been
I wish I hadn’t caused so much harm
Things that set...

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Surviving in the city


The dog stood on the corner, looking for the cat.
The cat was at the Warf side, behind a fishing vat.

The dog was...

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(to a blues riff)

You're a blood red girl
You're a blood red girl
You're a blood red girl, you're a woodshed girl,
You're a good good girl.

You're a...

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A new year to begin with a laugh and a grin, effort put in to resolutions and
absolution for sins. Your own and your kin (though...

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