Short Irish Setter Poems
Short Irish Setter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Irish Setter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Irish Setter by length and keyword.
He’s Irish not Scottish or British
You forget, he’ll get ornery and skittish
He’ll point to his pelt
Start swearing in Celt
With a splash of some Gaelic and Yiddish
Will Take Aim Horn Haiku
When we will take aim,
You always receive the blame;
Much more of the same.
Are one of the few,
Who I surely will love you,
And always so true.
Poems may be putrid,
But each one of them I did;
Wish someone had hid.
Next time be better;
Think she was an Irish Setter;
Go on floor let her.
Ho Ho Jim Horn
Her blind date had arrived right on cue,
her jeans as tight as a cocoon,
stepped into the night,
"ripped" noise what a fright,
exposing her hefty full moon.
Thank God she had brought a sweater,
tied round waist she felt a little better,
till dog came around,
pulled sweater on down,
full mooned ran after the irish setter.
4-26-17
Those red suede boots came splashing in
With the pride of elephants, dangling fringe
I got out of the way, my mouth to my chin
Others were terrified, some did a cringe.
Nancy Sinatra could not have done any better.
Those boots were prancing up like an Irish setter.
I backed up toward the wall, and let them pass by.
Too terrified to squeak out the teensiest “hi”.
(to a blues riff)
You're a blood red girl
You're a blood red girl
You're a blood red girl, you're a woodshed girl,
You're a good good girl.
You're a good good girl
You're a good good girl
You're a blood red girl, you're a woodshed girl
You're a good good girl.
You're a bloodshed girl
You're a bloodshed girl
You're a spit-curl girl, roller derby girl
You're a good good girl.