I Don'T Think She's Ugly, She's Just Not Pretty

I don’t think she’s ugly, she’s just not pretty.
This girl is one of many I see in this city.
The women around here are so dull and plain.
It’s not hard to treat any of them with disdain.
I’m not prejudiced to those chicks that I find.
It’s just that I don’t like women of that kind.
I think I can wind up with something better.
I don’t want a redhead that looks like an Irish Setter.
If that blonde comes out in the middle of the night,
she can make a blind man run away with fright.
Who wants to get stuck with an ugly brunette?
I don’t smoke, but I will have a cigarette.
I think each one of them looks like a clown.
I don’t want to go.  I just want to get out of town.


For Kristen's Oxymoronica contest
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 2/22/2011 7:47:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your win in Kristen Bruni's contest "Oxymoronica". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/1/2011 2:40:00 PM
Congrats Robert on your super win in Kristen's contest with this terrific write and entry luv.. enjoy another chart topping poem ...and win..
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Date: 2/1/2011 4:27:00 AM
Congratulations on the fourth place win in the contest, Robert
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Date: 1/14/2011 11:40:00 PM
yes, very imaginative expo of "oxymoronic" intent.. superb from beginning ot end, robert.. much luck in the contest! :) nette
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Date: 1/14/2011 10:34:00 PM
good luck in the contest with this interesting piece
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Date: 1/14/2011 9:33:00 PM
I think the cities are filled with women like the ones you describe, Robert. It seems more wholesome ones can generally be found in the countryside. I haven't seen this contest yet, but I love your poem. You never disappoint the reader, Robert. Always something new and different from you. Love, Carolyn
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