Long Irish setter Poems
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Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver a pizza instead
The Afghan Hound
The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s...
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Categories:
irish setter, animal, cat, cute, dog, fun, humor, pets,
Form:
Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
The Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey
The English Setter
The reason we call them a...
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Categories:
irish setter, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
My Tiny Sailboat
At the water’s edge I stood.
Oh my heart was invigorated to see the soft ripples in the water.
There was a warm breeze that also moved my hair.
I felt the Lord’s presence all around me.
I took...
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Categories:
irish setter, adventure, boat, faith,
Form:
Free verse
Surviving In the City
Surviving in the city
The dog stood on the corner, looking for the cat.
The cat was at the Warf side, behind a fishing vat.
The dog was known as Rusty, an Irish setter bread.
The cat was known...
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Categories:
irish setter, animals, funny, imagination, life, love, parody, cat,
Form:
ABC
Toward Treasure
5/25/22
Living in the nether
Couldn't keep it together
For a long time wore a fetter
Remaining tethered
Occasionally got tarred and feathered
To your expectations I lost interest if I'll ever measure
Eventually I read a letter
Took off my sweater
Then walked...
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Categories:
irish setter, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form:
Rhyme
2023 - a Rant N Rhyme
A new year to begin with a laugh and a grin, effort put in to resolutions and
absolution for sins. Your own and your kin (though sometimes you can't win)
I burst like electrocution on January first...
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Categories:
irish setter, life, new year,
Form:
Rhyme
Reply To Aunt Mabel's Annual Spring Letter
My Dear Aunt Mabel, I am responding to your Annual Spring Letter
And hope you are recovering from the bloat, and feeling much better,
I wanted you to know that, with the cold, I am wearing the...
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Categories:
irish setter, fun, relationship, silly,
Form:
Monorhyme
My Name Will Be Beauty Thunder
When I come back I will be a warhorse
Twenty one hands high
I will ignore my mistress, taking no direction.
I will run toward the valley
Where I will be free with no bridle or saddle
Thundering through,...
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Categories:
irish setter, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 7th
Form:
Lyric
Mugsy the Flying Pug
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A flying chubby dog indeed, is my Mugsy the pug,
with stubby little legs always acting so smug.
He grew wings about a week after he was born,
by the breeder,...
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Categories:
irish setter, children, dog, flying,
Form:
Couplet
She Has No Religion Or Moral Code
A B i t c h With Too Many Babies
By Elton Camp
To excess population she keeps adding
Yet with males she’s always gadding
Marriage is a concept to her unknown
It’s just a quickie and then she’s...
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Categories:
irish setter, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Attorneys and Online Games
Was at a hearing with my attorney
She was more childish than Bert and Ernie
Played I-Pod video games
My anger sure was in flames
Years had passed since...
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Categories:
irish setter, angst
Form:
Limerick
I Wish
I Wish
I wish I could start over again
There’s a lot of things that could have been
I wish I hadn’t caused so much harm
Things that set off my inner alarm
I wish the things I know now...
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Categories:
irish setter, depression, loss, lost lovelove, me, i love
Form:
Rhyme
Cheese and Whine
Premenstrual syndrome my fault,
can’t bring her crying to a halt!
No cheese in the fridge,
she whines unabridged,
then nicely says “please pass the salt”.
Told me I’m no good for daddy,
I told her I’m not his caddie,
golf course...
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Categories:
irish setter, humor, husband, wife,
Form:
Limerick
Saint Patrick's Day 2020
I order a Guinness and a shot of Pappy Van Winkle.
My green paper Leprechaun hat is crushed
and lopsided on my head.
That shot of bourbon cost me more
then I used to earn for a day's work.
“I'm...
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Categories:
irish setter, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
I Don'T Think She's Ugly, She's Just Not Pretty
I don’t think she’s ugly, she’s just not pretty.
This girl is one of many I see in this city.
The women around here are so dull and plain.
It’s not hard to treat any of them with...
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Categories:
irish setter, lovewomen, women, prejudice,
Form:
Rhyme
Orangutan and Terrible
Orangutan and Terrible
Is an orangutan and Trump the Terrible;
Horrible hair and appearance are unbearable;
Some say it looks like an Irish Setter,
And could his behavior ever be better.
On Hillary we had placed entire bet
Now do have...
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Categories:
irish setter, allegory, analogy, anger,
Form:
Couplet