Funny Internet Poems | Examples
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Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me
Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics.
Dopamine is a myth,
an expired meme
deemed mega cringe
Let the file rot into
informational abscess
Here we all wait before
Heaven's blockchained gate
tired of partaking into
a satire so removed from
a cogent solution,
It is simply void.
Here is coldest oblivion in
this stupid cyborg machine,
but the world is so
Y2K heat death-core
Whatever that means
It turned a generation
made us abandonware
Just to feed us nostalgia
for times when we
would bother to care.
On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!
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I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
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add ads, subtract ads
multiply wine ads
get more wine
is a long damn add
ok
bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
iPassion
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell
artificial
intelligence
leads to
dementia
in
difference -
I
think
I got on a jet,
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
My monitor was cracked.
My laptop a mess.
That's when I decided.
To pull off my dress.
Now I was naked.
With no underwear.
All I could do.
While the boss gave a stare.
That's when I decided.
To quit my day job.
I was no teacher's pet.
On the tootie fruity internet..
Funny Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2009,2015..All rights reserved.
According to pompous Al Gore, he claimed to have invented the internet!
Well, I'm certainly delighted to hear that - we are forever in his debt!
I have rather serious doubts about that dubious claim, however.
My understanding (tho' not all that well understood) is that it was a group endeavor!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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The computer is a marvelous invention,
To enhance our way of life it's intention.
But should the thing crash,
Hot tempers will flash,
Resulting in much hypertension!
For Brian Strand's "any poem of 2011" contest
Grandma sneered at my computer in awe;
Contempt did build and it stuck in her craw.
Said it was the devil’s work,
The new keys drove her berserk.
She claimed they had to be against God’s law.
“What do these things mean, page up and page down?”
So she pressed “escape,” continued to frown
All of my work had been lost
And I was growing quite cross
In my cussing, grandma started to drown
“Why did you hit escape?” I had to ask.
“Now I must begin anew this tough task.”
She responded politely,
“I hate this technology
And wanted you to "escape" Satan’s grasp!”
*For Natalie's "Talkin' Technology" contest
the album
fell apart,
pages scattered the floor-
just out of reach,
yesterday's... flickr
To join we are obliged to serve
And give you the service you deserve
Your damn right it's a pain
In this server world domain
No explanation's a bodily swerve
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/humour-4.php
Oh my Dane
Technology and you
Most unlucky in
Computer zoo
Hard drives crash
Is it driver error
Mums yelling
What be her terror
Floppies flopped
Disc's located
Printers dry
My frustration updated
Saved files
Actually disappearing
Megabytes biting
Desperation nearing
Flat screen
Flickering
Technology and I
Bickering
What in the world
Have i to do
To save my work
On today's computer zoo
For Dane and her computer, responding to her poem " Etceteras! "
http://www.thehighlanderspoems.com/dane-ann.php
I had a good dream
I wanted to remember
Could not remember
Good dream so I thought
Took an internet dream course
Now remembering
My memory came
Somethings are best left alone
Scared me to death