Funny Internet Poems

It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the...

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Oh, the internet, that digital domain,
Where truth and fiction dance in disdain.
Where every keyboard warrior reigns supreme,
And cat videos rule, a bizarre meme.

Scroll through feeds...

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Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me

Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics. 

Dopamine is a...

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For the last fifteen years, I’ve gotten red in the face 
I could scream bloody murder every time I get it
I can’t believe that our...

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#I came across a clip of a beautiful young Scottish lad from the show Little Big Shots hosted by Steve Harvey on YouTube. 

Well, a...

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I
In South Africa, one can avoid Online poetry
But I did not as easily in America (USA)
I couldn't believe I could stay away months
But some of...

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On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a...

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Suddenly... I'm bored of what I love before,
And I keep thinking about what I did with my friends.
Somehow, I think I'm beginning to realize what...

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Man-Machine
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The day the internet stopped working, I opened the door and let my face embrace the breeze of cold air, 
I looked around to find...

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I’ve spent all my life getting into trouble,
When there’s one it’s always me,
I’m the kid ADHD,
As for punishment, I’m not really bothered, 
I’ve been stuck...

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Android Charlie II:The Sequel: The Drama

OH, Charlie had money alright!
A great house, wife,and a quite intelligent child, too!
Very opulent, he!
Three cars, vacations and a complete
lifestyle, too.

Alas,...

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Where Doth The Internet Exist?

The pro fun ditty of above
stated poetic side - title aligned
into an unexpected Eureka
(out of a vacuum) find
just when I felt...

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It's the internet they say!
You can do anything you wish!
Like swim in a pond
With some dangerous fish.

Or something more subtle
Like killing your friends
In a game...

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