Funny Internet Poems | Examples
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It's all about f*cking; the pictures and the reels.
The snapshots of sh*t you should know isn't real.
A generation of adults with less hope than the last,
You can't forget your future, like you can't forgive your past
The world is depressed; most have had enough.
Remember when only some of us had it rough?
Those days are as numbered as our very own.
F*ck this day
F*ck this week
F*ck this poem
Fingertips click a
desperate breakbeat
as eyes glaze over
in blue light baptism
please overwhelm me
Binary jungle,
you glowing cesspit
through the clipping
curtain echoes a choir
of post-post ironic
agoraphobics.
Dopamine is a myth,
an expired meme
deemed mega cringe
Let the file rot into
informational abscess
Here we all wait before
Heaven's blockchained gate
tired of partaking into
a satire so removed from
a cogent solution,
It is simply void.
Here is coldest oblivion in
this stupid cyborg machine,
but the world is so
Y2K heat death-core
Whatever that means
It turned a generation
made us abandonware
Just to feed us nostalgia
for times when we
would bother to care.
#I came across a clip of a beautiful young Scottish lad from the show Little Big Shots hosted by Steve Harvey on YouTube.
Well, a topic of favorite foods was discussed and this adorable kid exclaimed he liked...
"FESH!" "SO GOOD!!!" {SMILE}
Mr. H* aimed to correct his pronunciation,
yet this child's "I State My Claim" pure elation was sent and meant to convey to him and the world...
BY GOLLY, IT'S "F E S H!" HA!~
"No, No...it's Fish!" said the Eldest, Wisest.
"FESH"..."FESH"..."FESH"
said the Youngest, Brightest!
NOTE: Potato/Potata Tomato/Tomata...
Singalong: "Let's Call The WHOLE thing off!"
EXCEPT...
Let's NOT :-)
LET'S RELISH IN EXCHANGE AND RANGE
OF DELIGHTFUL, INSIGHTFUL DIALOGUE WITH WONDERFUL WORDS, {STIRRED} AUTHENTICALLY REFERRED...IN THE MOST PUREST AND JUBILANT OF WAYS, DISPLAYS & HEARTWARMING CONVEYS,
ALWAYS!!!
This JOYOUS Youngster Struck* So Much
"GLEE IN ME" from {Laughter, Relating and Giggle}
May YOU Have ETERNAL Wiggle Room With Your ELECTED & MAGNETIC EXPRESS...DEAR OSCAR!~
"FESH!" I SINCERELY *LOVED* HOW YOU ADDRESSED! TRANSLATION RECEIVED...
AT ITS FINEST BEST!!!
By Renee D. Gross {GHPPR} April 13, 2023#
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In South Africa, one can avoid Online poetry
But I did not as easily in America (USA)
I couldn't believe I could stay away months
But some of you have, or longer still
The reunions are delicious, contagious, to relish
II
To follow ...
On the internet I am a rookie,
But the web site said they would book me
A tele-health call
And my Doc's on the ball
But I had a mouthful of cookie!
Suddenly... I'm bored of what I love before,
And I keep thinking about what I did with my friends.
Somehow, I think I'm beginning to realize what life is
All about, and as I surf through here,
I feel that this isn't what life's about.
And I don't have true friends whome I can shout for joy with,
In this cyber paradise.
Everything in my world is great,
And now I believe it's never too late
For me to get my own life back.
Time for me to break out of this shell,
And leave this lonely hell, that's inside of my mind.
But I won't forget the funny things I've read and said,
In my cyber paradise,
And I'll at least be on some times.
And I'll also get out more,
It'll be nice to be with my best friends,
Until the end, everyone I've met and like,
In reality or in my cyber paradise,
Is my friend, some may not last,
But at least I'll be happy and have a new friend
To make me forget about the dark parts of my past.
The day the internet stopped working, I opened the door and let my face embrace the breeze of cold air,
I looked around to find dainty plants for which I never cared.
After a long time, I stepped out of my house and strolled through the park for a while,
Funnily, I felt as if I had walked a mile!
I stopped and was astonished at the sight that beheld my eyes,
'Oh dear!' people are conversing with each other and being nice!
I sat on a huge rock at the corner of the park,
Soon I realized it was getting dark.
After ages, I looked up at the sky contrary to my daily routine of looking down at my mobile screen,
'So that's what they call sunset!' I happily scream.
For a moment I felt my life was a lie,
I guiltily looked at the Earth, for which I never batted an eye.
A familiar sound shook me out of my thoughts,
I was notified that the internet connection was back and I was pulled back into the same knot.
I’ve spent all my life getting into trouble,
When there’s one it’s always me,
I’m the kid ADHD,
As for punishment, I’m not really bothered,
I’ve been stuck in that moment forever,
And every attempt to change me,
always ends in failure.
I’ve been in trouble all my life,
they're always trying to put me right,
they can discipline,
but it won’t change a flipping thing,
cus when I’m being rude to you,
I’ll continue,
but discipline,
oh it won’t change a flipping thing.
Recently I found my poem had been stolen,
it was on a poor-no site,
I wondered who goes there for reading,
and so I filmed my write,
to share with you on Facebook,
cus I knew you’d want to have a look,
thought it was funny as luck,
but Facebook, oh Facebook banned me.
They're banning me for three long days,
trying to change how I behave,
oh discipline,
it wont change a flipping thing,
a poem about a man called Peter,
he was a peanust eater,
but for discipline,
Oh it won’t change a flipping thing.
*Aerosmith I dont want to miss a thing parody
Skip ad
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wait
pause
turn off ad block
and
ad blocker
get dressed
is not that kind of poem
vote
please favorite me
I am flavor to be
like me
love me
photoshop me
pause for second ad
add ads, subtract ads
multiply wine ads
get more wine
is a long damn add
ok
bought the Mercedes
make love
to words
iPassion
is in
snap snap and chat
latex friendships
hollywood dreams
with amex
I never leave home
there she rests
in the trunk
blood mixed
with that new car smell
everything is modern these days
even my jail cell
It's the internet they say!
You can do anything you wish!
Like swim in a pond
With some dangerous fish.
Or something more subtle
Like killing your friends
In a game that that makes you forget about
Your half-eaten quiche
Or maybe you can
Start a little troll war
When the person you're 'fighting'
Is your best friend after all.
Or maybe just make
A really interesting clip
That your cat would start dancing
Over you biting your lip
Or, you know, because everyone hates money,
It doesn't matter!
Just give it to someone acting funny.
Then I close my computer
I'm done with the net
It's a place fun of nonsense
There's no fun about that!
Then, suddenly, I hear my favourite music in the background.
And I think
But the internet isn't done with me
I need to log back on to Spotify.
In this materialistic era
Poeple are praised who donates
Some donating plot & land
Some donating throat and hand
Some donating eyes profound
Some donating money in huge amount
My inspired Heart
Pound social sound
& I decided to donate
my facebook account
To Young Hungry one
Who is dreaming
To have a FB account
Impressive profile
& striking pictures
With all pals
& family members
Funny comments on others photos
Tagging friends in nonsense posts
It will save their time & give lesson
Who are about crazy
Finally I have taken decision
To donate my Account of FB
I've taken the time to concentrate
on poems I read that they highly rate,
and how poems from poets believed to be great,
are also the poems of those interacting like a mate.
And I've noticed good poems get disqualified from competitions,
and this is because they didn't put the host name on their submission.
This is a very sad state of affairs,
as you delete their name after this competition of theirs.
People saying this poem has been done before,
then writing Jesus poems.....
Jesus how many times do they get repeated,
two thousand years of poems on an individual,
how on earth are these poems original,
libraries full of these preaches,
how is any of it new pieces.
I find it funny,
the lack of nun poems or the easter bunny,
but Trump poems rain in piles like the Eiffel Tower,
and most are vile and crummy.
Poems on the internet are dictated by politics these days,
it is not about you but the game you play,
and everyone on-line is a player,
it's just that not all know they're playing.
I received an exciting soup mail
I’m minted, with wealth off the scale
But I know it’s a fraud
By some bloke from abroad
These fraudster’s should be put in jail
Got a call from a ‘Microsoft’ guy*
His fake story I did not buy
Said he’d turn off my ‘puter
And re-route my router
He told me just lie after lie
These scammers just want a quick buck
They try to find a sitting duck
They’re after our money
It sure isn’t funny
Their unscrupulous actions just suck
We have had several calls from 'Microsoft' saying our computer is at risk and they can help protect us ... I just put the phone down on them. Unfortunately an elderly friend of ours got taken in by their persistence and when it got to the you need to give us your bank account details part he realised it was a scam and wouldn't give his details but he had inadvertently given them access to remote control his PC and they put a password on it so he couldn't get into his files. It took my hubby several hours to sort out, remove the software programme they were using to control the PC and get the computer back to him so he could use it.
7/7/18
Too many obstacles in my way
to get anything done today.
I over slept
called in sick.
Boss got ticked.
Oh well, he'll get
over it.
My head feels like
it's been hit
with a brick.
Stayed up late
to conjugate.
Seeking my soul mate.
Sweet grapes divine,
dranked some wine.
Dazzled the guys on line.
Before I knew it,
was 4 am.
You wouldn't believe
what I saw on cam.
This computer brings out
the devil in me.
I joke around,
shoot the breeze,
to some degree.
I have my limits.
I must admit.
I read your every comment.
I don't care how high your thermits gets !
Your apologies accepted.
And this wine I drink makes me no exception.
brb....I have and interception.
My empty glass needs a refill.
It's better than popping pills
but I won't do things against my will.
Go take a cold shower and chill.
Your charming words are alluring
and so reassuring.
They're as sweet as the wine I sip.
But you need to get a grip !
They act hard but internet gangsters aren't as tough as they seem though
You claim you Gamble with your life, but you've never even been to a casino
You're throwing up gang signs, not knowing what they mean
Then they wonder why they don't make it out of their teens
Seeing them doing the crip walk thinking it's just a regular dance move
But you don't wear your pants blue
You never held a gun, let alone pulled a trigger
Neither have I, but I don't brag about these things when I'm full of liquor
These fools love bragging about what they didn't do
You think you're a big man but we all see the Kid in you
Please stop acting like you're packing fam
You still cry when an arm falls off your action man
You're never seen out but Act like you're everywhere
Online you think you're Stormzy, in real life you're a Teddy bear
You act like you don't care, but we know you've got heavy fears
You're not 50 Cent so please stop trying to act like it
Jokes hold a lot of truth, so I had to write this