Humorous Insect Poems

  Well, fellow stinging malarial insects
  They really chloroformed us this time
  You got the latest stats, Buzzer?

  Check, Bleeder: Read...

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In every crevice where I look
Every cranny, every nook
Creeping, crawling in their hoards
It’s my world they head towards

Swarming over every leaf
Numbers that defy belief 
Out...

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On a red hot summer's day,
you may see a bluebottle buffet.
If you take a stroll in the park,
the flies eat dog poo like fish by...

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Being a bee -
A buzzy drive, 
Sole ownership 
Of honey hive.

My zest for life -
Laborious,
By nature sweet 
And glorious. 

With waggle dance 
I’ll guide the...

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At midnight Arthur fell asleep.
It was prevented to be deep,
he felt an itching on his head.
The unknown made the man´s flesh creep,

it maddened him. But...

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horizontal landscapes with anthills
ants plant poison pills on mulch trails 

solar breezes inspire physicists
the universe works overtime

earth dances with oceans
becomes desert without mulch

the universe doesn't...

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charles james collects red ants

despite neighbors angry rants

it is time you quit

even as you sit

hundreds gather in your pants.
...

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Me: Say Charlotte, is your story true?
C: It’s fictional, now are we through?

Me: So are you rich from telling yarns?
C: I’ve got nice threads, but...

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[This is based on a true story from some years ago…
Some elaboration involved… oh… and nothing got
Splatted.]

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Ants work like busy little bees,                   ...

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Some disgusting and cute,
Many creepy and mute,

Some exotic and vain,
Mainly local and plain,

Some revolt, some amaze,
Most pest, bother and chase,

Some crawl, slither and jump,
Buzz, bite,...

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Mice in the wall
  rats in the hall
Our first apartment 
  sure had it all

A cockroach or two
  for dinner would do
We'd...

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I loves … I loves … 
Bumbly Bees,
With skinny legs
And big fat knees.

With golden rings
And black ones too,
They buzzy buzz
As all bees do.

They hover low
As...

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A spider was climbing my walls,
The size of it truly appalls,
I’m certain it’s a lass,
With a kardashian a ss,
I couldn’t spy male spider balls!

I shouted...

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If they are females 
They must take the test to become ladies. 
When they are born, they have no dots. 
They can get them only...

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