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Mosquito Massacre - Shocking Report

Well, fellow stinging malarial insects They really chloroformed us this time You got the latest stats, Buzzer? Check, Bleeder: Read 'em and weep 3,400,000 dead; 1 wounded Just a minute, there, Buzzer. One wounded? That's right, Bleeder. Critical condition too What's this weirdo's diagnosis, if I may ask? Check, Bleeder. Doc says he was OTAA on-arrival And just what is OTAA? Over-the-anthill-anyway, sir. Check, Buzzer... He gone!

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Date: 1/19/2024 12:15:00 AM
Ha. So inventive
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Date: 1/18/2024 3:58:00 PM
Garrrrhhh… I hate them mossies… always sticking their noses in where they’re not wanted. Enjoyed… shame it made me itch!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/18/2024 7:36:00 PM
Reminds me of that Latin saying: 'I itch, therefore itch I.' Remember that one?! ~ Hippopotamus Campus
Date: 1/18/2024 3:13:00 PM
creative play on words, Gershon. I say, the less mosquitos, the better.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/18/2024 7:48:00 PM
You say what I was thinking...
Date: 1/17/2024 10:15:00 PM
I've heard that mosquitoes kill more people than any other living creature. This was an interesting dissertation.
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Hilda Greenhough
Date: 1/18/2024 7:52:00 PM
Maybe not.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/18/2024 7:46:00 PM
Wow. Even more than mother-in-laws? ~ gw
Date: 1/17/2024 8:50:00 PM
A tragedy for mosquitos, but for humans, not so much! So funny, Gershon. :)
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 1/18/2024 7:42:00 PM
True enough. But what if there's a shortage of hypodermic needles some day? Who will take our blood if not the local Moe Ski Toes?

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