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Premium Member Bridgend madness; Wales U K today '

Beuracratic twee Bridgend..Has banned a
Donkey ride buisness, thats been on the go'
For over, one hundred years; my friends! 
Such great interaction with good muscle workouts..When the donkeys
Saw action.' I reckon they walked in dry, the damp; and rain.' Being usefull to their humans is for them no pain.'  Tactile animals they enjoy being the attraction.!! Bringing
Smiles to kids faces, and much satisfaction..Inner city children maybe some blind, feeling fur and maybe not?
Left out? Or behind.? Jay Bateman their
Owner is so very sad..I a just see straightjacket
Manner, when all is said.' A clinical answer
To a non-existent irk..Being rammed
Down Porthcawl shoreline..Though in reality it don't
Work.'

Politically Incorrect

Sooner or later the presiding politician
will be pushed off his perch
made to do the walk of shame
on his own and left in the lurch
then marched off into eternity
no matter how loud he begs
with head bowed down low
and tail tucked between his legs
he went on to bomb and kidnap
after his flag unfurled
and became the self-elected
policeman of the world
by annexing Canada and Greenland
he wants to make America large
guilty of piracy on the high seas
blame those who put the clown in charge
he may beg plead bribe or cajole
only to wear on our nerves
but on the whole let's dump the chump
and hope he gets what he deserves

Premium Member Politically Correct

When I was young I was politically correct
So I know what it means
To hate my flag and country, 
The corporations, polluters and rulers.

But then I grew to see the world on my own
Freed from the peer pressures to conform
And started to see what there was to love
Instead of hate.

To see it all from the perspective of history
With a little gratitude
For what it is, and took to gain,
Warts and all.

Warts and all,
Somehow I never knew
Would appear so cool
From the other side.

(10/16/25)


Premium Member Going Out on a Lim: Politically Incorrect

The next four years will improve our health
And lower taxes and increase our wealth.
All we have to do is dump
All our ills on Donald Trump.
During his first campaign, he said he could fix everything by himself.

Premium Member Politically Incorrect

Answer my call to arms you patriots all
  and rise up with blunt collateral force -
rage against the culture wars that we stall
  the Neo-Left tyranny at its source.

Oppose their marxist ideological plot
  and let not the herbal tea nazis prevail -
remember back that which old sense forgot
  and arm our true selves that we not fail.

Return fire on who rephrase and revise -
  Rage! Rage! And be politically direct.
On these psycho wingnuts upon them rise,
  rise up till no longer are we “Correct”.

Burn their Trojan Horse and stand our walls
  that the soldiers of satan seek to tear down -
resist lest all that we know and built falls
  and norms become the new battleground. 

Speak the truth these lentil eaters betray,
  rail against the nose ring cultus of lunacy,
and be not a pawn to what fools obey
  with their spin and New Age orthodoxy.

Return fire on who rephrase and revise -
  Rage! Rage! And be politically direct.
On these psycho wingnuts upon them rise,
  rise up till no longer are we “Correct”.



          Written: September 1995

Premium Member POLITICALLY INCORRECT

I do not understand politics,
I realise I never will
My interest, I'm ashamed to say
It is virtually nil.
But...

At the moment,
I am feeling somewhat fraught
Some politicians who are in power today
They need to do what they ought.

They should abide by the law,
And practice this in court.
But some do not understand the law,
Or they need to remember what they were taught.

Some politicians think that they are above the law
And people can be bought
Then greed creeps in
Which causes problems of a different sort.

My opinion of politicians
May count for naught
But in my humble opinion
There needs to be more order in court.


Premium Member your password is incorrect

what are the three most popular computer passwords?
I asked my husband Joe and he guessed one of them.
They are
12345
Password
and 123456

My husband uses this password: Incorrect
because when he tries other passwords
the computer gives him a message that says
“Your password is incorrect”.

Kind of brilliant.

Premium Member Politically Incorrect

Politically Incorrect  

 

When I was young  

I worked hard labor  

 So I could liberally  

Spend my money  

On good times and beer 

Now I conservatively estimate  

In a short time  

I’ll no longer be here

Premium Member Thanks Auto Incorrect

When does a dog turn into a hog?
Ask auto correct
When does a story turn into morning glory?
Ask auto correct

I actually call it auto incorrect
after my  1975 Camaro
Turned into a  look less than alive sombrero
When I text my sister
She gets angry ‘cause she thinks 
I have called her a mister

Thank you auto incorrect
I will get on my dog now
and cruise with my motorcycle gang.
Wait a second!
Dog…..no!  Hog. Yes!

Incorrect

Incorrect

The correct answer was:
Republican Party
You’re now in 19th place.
26 points behind SUPER SAYIAN!

Skin Like Stained Glass -An Incorrect Sonnet-

My life is shattered pieces of stained glass,
a thousand puzzle pieces on the ground,
under a skeleton of amder brass,
red, blue, green, yellow, breaks without a sound.

I pick up pieces, trying to see me,
but I just cut my fingers on the side.
Now just an obscure view is all I see, 
and it makes me wonder how much I hide.

But its those moments when the rain falls down,
and the rust washes right off my skin.
When I catch a speak at my glowing crown,
and the clear glass lets me see within.

So I put together my stained mirror, 
and swore that I wouldn't break, or disappear.

Lawfully Incorrect

the earth is a gossamer old beauty--
;inscrutable; the whole of humanity immobile
paralyzed from sedulous faith; erased.
it's the beast's propensity-- destruction of
capability; silence repudiates language lyrics,
deems sense; contraband.

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