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Going Out on a Lim: Politically Incorrect

The next four years will improve our health
And lower taxes and increase our wealth.
All we have to do is dump
All our ills on Donald Trump.
During his first campaign, he said he could fix everything by himself.

Categories: incorrect, humor, political,
Form: Limerick

Politically Incorrect

Answer my call to arms patriots all
  and rise up with blunt collateral force -
rage against the culture wars that we stall
  the Neo-Left tyranny at its source.
Return fire on who rephrase and revise -
  rage and be politically direct!
On these New Age wingnuts upon them rise,
  rise up till no

Categories: incorrect, culture, how i feel,
Form: Sonnet

POLITICALLY INCORRECT

I do not understand politics,
I realise I never will
My interest, I'm ashamed to say
It is virtually nil.
But...

At the moment,
I am feeling somewhat fraught
Some politicians who are in power today
They need to do what they ought.

They should abide by the law,
And practice this in court.
But some do not understand the law,
Or they need to remember what

Categories: incorrect, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

your password is incorrect

what are the three most popular computer passwords?
I asked my husband Joe and he guessed one of them.
They are
12345
Password
and 123456

My husband uses this password: Incorrect
because when he tries other passwords
the computer gives him a message that says
“Your password is incorrect”.

Kind of brilliant.

Categories: incorrect, computer,
Form: Free verse

Politically Incorrect

Politically Incorrect  

 

When I was young  

I worked hard labor  

 So I could liberally  

Spend my money  

On good times and beer 

Now I conservatively estimate  

In a short time  

I’ll no longer be here

Categories: incorrect, funny, political,
Form: I do not know?

Thanks Auto Incorrect

When does a dog turn into a hog?
Ask auto correct
When does a story turn into morning glory?
Ask auto correct

I actually call it auto incorrect
after my  1975 Camaro
Turned into a  look less than alive sombrero
When I text my sister
She gets angry ‘cause she thinks 
I have called her a mister

Thank you auto incorrect
I will

Categories: incorrect, computer,
Form: Free verse

So Incorrect


He loves being incorrect,
politically and otherwise
He revels in how bad he disrespects
anybody who don’t agree with him
His supporters staunchly defend
all of his boorish behavior
His critics call those supporters,
his crutch enablers,
who don’t have a leg to stand on
If you don’t believe me:
give the Tweet Man your phone
Watch the foul characters he spew;
misogynist alphabets demeaning
women with gutter

Categories: incorrect, humorous, parody, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse

Incorrect

Incorrect

The correct answer was:
Republican Party
You’re now in 19th place.
26 points behind SUPER SAYIAN!

Categories: incorrect, arabic, bible,
Form: Alexandrine

Skin Like Stained Glass -An Incorrect Sonnet-

My life is shattered pieces of stained glass,
a thousand puzzle pieces on the ground,
under a skeleton of amder brass,
red, blue, green, yellow, breaks without a sound.

I pick up pieces, trying to see me,
but I just cut my fingers on the side.
Now just an obscure view is all I see, 
and it makes me wonder how

Categories: incorrect, color, gothic, imagery, metaphor,
Form: Prose

Politically Incorrect

Once transformed into an angel of light

Bite into,
Having long viscous fangs that bite
Gone our the lost days of getting respect now in a daze
Perhaps this is the politically incorrect faze?

Politically Incorrect,
Zero tollerance for misinterpretation of the text,
Others create a barrage of jokes & get respect
Having abortion on demand means nothing to these big City Thugs!

Or

Categories: incorrect, adventure, art, black african
Form: Free verse

Lawfully Incorrect

the earth is a gossamer old beauty--
;inscrutable; the whole of humanity immobile
paralyzed from sedulous faith; erased.
it's the beast's propensity-- destruction of
capability; silence repudiates language lyrics,
deems sense; contraband.

Categories: incorrect, allegory, angst, life, loss,
Form: Free verse