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Hump Poems - Poems about Hump

Camel
Hey- what'll you do if you're left alone, and it's not all, on a hot and dry land Where nobody is nix known? Listen to a camel's heart- Camel, storing all its strength in its hump, and looking very-very smart. Camel resists in desert's dirt, Can you think how much he envied? He's often called the 'ship of desert': This is because of their ...

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Categories: hump, 7th grade, care, childhood,
Form: Other
Hump day Wednezday
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Categories: hump, angst, fate, hilarious,
Form: Light Verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Vii
LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII Fair Elle was an eely lover who squiggled beneath the covers ... She was hard to pin down! When I did it, she’d frown, then wouldn’t do none of my druthers! There once was a camel who loved to hump. Please get your crude minds out of their slump! He loved to give rides on his huge,...

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Categories: hump, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Rhyme
An Approaching Cow With a Hump
An approaching cow with a hump? Definitely, I shall do a jump! Together with Safety clump … But I shan’t into another bump Nor bash head against a pump Nor what would me in clinic dump Nor find me nursing a stump And off showing a swollen lump … With a crash into A hump The least for one instant slump: Be you Ted,...

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Categories: hump, animal, cry, death, health,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Getting the Hump -Bawdy Limerick
Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’ His owner turned beetroot red blushin She said to her cat Please will you stop that Old Nancy next door may be lookin! Thanks to a lovely on line friend for the inspiration 1/1/21...

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Categories: hump, cat, humorous,
Form: Limerick
One Hump Or Two
I thought I knew about camels But then found out, that's not the case I thought they had a hump or two And that they might spit in your face! They will only spit when threatened So don't be acting all crazy What actually threatens them though Seems to be a little hazy Translated "camel" means beauty Their demeanor, I'd have to say They graze...

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Categories: hump, animal, appreciation, humorous,
Form: Quatrain
Got the Hump Enemies
Got the hump In need of some well deserved T.L.C Then follow me I am off to enlist in the Army Because the advert said Be all you can be And who doesn't love a man in uniform Apart from Enemies...

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Categories: hump, war,
Form: Free verse
My Birthday On Hump Day This Year
Tick tock the grandfather clock Briefly stops before it pops Twelve times then it will be midnight The start of my birthday That has fallen on hump day this year As I let out a little cheer That midnight is finally here Now I'm going to drink a few beers To celebrate this last year Before I rest my head And just run off to...

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Categories: hump, birthday, courage, dance, december,
Form: Rhyme
What Hump Trump
you sit in your ivory tower why should I even bother your the man who said your fire had a book art of the deal your spinning wheel is getting to fast lay up on the gas many in North Korea will be wearing a face mask what hump Trump knocking at your door are...

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Categories: hump, art,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hospital Hump - a Tall Tale-Or Not
“HOSPITAL HUMP” (a tall tale – or not?) The wind and the cold on the hill they stood still as two shadows arrived near the peak above what was known as “Hospital Hump” a devious, dastardly, butt crushing bump. So started the legend a Grand-dad and Grand-son who challenged the hill “OH, just for fun!!” The younger had shouted “Papa, do the hump” to which he replied “it’s just one more...

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Categories: hump, fun, grandson, snow,
Form: Free verse
Everyday Is Hump Day
PIGS GO OINK COWS GO MOO GHOSTS SAY BOO NOTHING NEW HORSE GOES NEIGH BUT WHAT DOES THE TURTLE SAY? ? BIRD WINGS GO FLIP FLAP FISH FINS GO SPLISH SPLASH HORSE HOOFS GO CLIP CLOP SNAKE BELLY GOES SLITHER SANTA CLAUSE SAYS HO HO HO BUT WHAT’S THE SOUND OF THE CAMEL TOE? WHAT DAY IS IT? EVERYDAY IS HUMP DAY ?...

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Categories: hump, animal, crazy, funny, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Hump Day
I am so weary it is the middle of the week some call it hump day, but I don’t seem to be walking around with a hump on my back, but I can tell you I am too tired to be wired. If I was wired you would see my Hair standing up on my...

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Categories: hump, write, sweet, drink, red,
Form: Free verse
The Bump and Hump New Years Dance
it was the eve cool breed it was coming in me and my friends we jump thump watch the ball drop from the wall on tv. as we bump and hump mabe romance BUMP AND HUMP NEW YEARS DANCE...

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Categories: hump, holiday, new years day,
Form: Light Verse
Hump De Bump
Categories: hump, passion, romance,
Form: Lanterne
Premium Member Hump Day
Wigglin' 'tween toes the questions of a thousand thousand ages wrapped tight in beat heart. Who's gonna buy the cat food tomorrow? Will trade ya for takin' out the garbage wigglin' 'tween toes. If you're in a hurry and need to turn left but some one's in the intersection what is wrapped tight in beat heart? Rage tamed to socially acceptable impatience wigglin' 'tween toes. Sometimes the...

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Categories: hump, work,
Form: Villanelle

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