An Approaching Cow With a Hump

An approaching cow with a hump?
Definitely, I shall do a jump!
Together with Safety clump …

But I shan’t into another bump 
Nor bash head against a pump
Nor what would me in clinic dump
Nor find me nursing a stump
And off showing a swollen lump …

With a crash into A hump
The least for one instant slump:
Be you Ted, Tony or Trump …

Gored straight by A Hump
You’re worse than a kicked rump.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2022



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