My Birthday On Hump Day This Year

Tick tock the grandfather clock Briefly stops before it pops Twelve times then it will be midnight The start of my birthday That has fallen on hump day this year As I let out a little cheer That midnight is finally here Now I'm going to drink a few beers To celebrate this last year Before I rest my head And just run off to bed Because my girl is spending the day Flying away on my birthday That has fallen on hump day this year Smile on my face for I plan to play On this hump day At the time of the year When old saint nick is here And everybody is broke until next year So I will celebrate my birthday Just sitting here and drinking more beer Because I have no fear I'm going to kick this hump day into high gear Hour after hour I gained more beer power Surfing, wanting things to flower Just hoping I will grow some willpower Before I devour more beer on my birthday That has fallen on hump day this year Having a grand old time trying not to smear All this beer that has got me jolly this year Happy as can be one thing is clear I'm starting to get low on cold beer So out of fear, I chug another beer To celebrate my birthday that has fallen On hump day this year Before I know it I'm up dancing singing a good cheer Drinking another beer Suddenly I found myself spinning around Next thing I realize I'm laying face down Laughing hysterically trying not to pee As I pick myself up off the ground To get a good look around When I hear a familiar sound Getting closer to me That's when I see Her sweet arms wrap around me When she said off to bed Mr ed I know a birthday boy who needs to be fed As you can figure out how this birthday toy Got read all on my birthday That has fallen on hump day this year When I drank this hump day away at play And made the most of my birthday Dreaming of foreplay On my birthday this year