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Best Hump Poems

Below are the all-time best Hump poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hump poems written by PoetrySoup members


Everyday is Hump Day
PIGS GO OINK
COWS GO MOO
GHOSTS SAY BOO
NOTHING NEW
HORSE GOES NEIGH
BUT WHAT DOES THE TURTLE SAY?

?

BIRD WINGS GO FLIP FLAP
FISH FINS GO SPLISH SPLASH
HORSE HOOFS GO...

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Categories: hump, animal, crazy, funny, nonsense, parody, satire,
Form: Rhyme



A beautiful mirror
-Escape of the mountain-

Do you care about my breast?
The new curve - countryside corset. 
The beauty of every summer dress 
Laying down, wearing out gravity...

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Categories: hump, absence, allusion, cancer, emotions, image, moving
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Doggy Style
The eighties set fashion on fire,
That’s why it’s the look I desire!
So I’ve nailed it, long-term,
With a hot poodle perm,
Just like Brian May, Cher and...

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Categories: hump, beauty, dog, fun, funny, hair, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Children of the Divine Wind
Many times the ocean 
has saved Nippon,     pearl of the sea,
an oceanic symbiosis  a speck in a fecund see.
The dikes...

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Categories: hump, history, inspirational, introspection, natural disasters, nature
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Loch Ness
The cooling evening breeze lifted and moved the laggard clouds
filtering the burnished moon through the sheer curtains  on  either side,
makes nature shiver.

Moon holds...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, imagery, moon, nature,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Thank you, Photoshop
For turning my eyes into shallow Pacific blues,
because nobody likes Chocolate. 

For transforming the freckled clusterbomb on my face,
into baby skin smoothness!

Because freckles are humanity’s...

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Categories: hump, introspection, life, social, me,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Thunder Queen
The storm that is you thunders
slow and brilliant in my heart,
spliting my beliefs into bliss and blunders
tossing the limbs of my love from finished to...

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Categories: hump, love,
Form: Ballad
Striving for Political Correctness
Striving for Political Correctness

By Elton Camp

It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.
There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, funnypeople, people,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Rhetoric muse
Standing in my home’s backyard, I gazed at the skies
Nothing comes to my muse’s sight but two staring eyes
It swapped the branches of a tree...

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Categories: hump, animal, muse, nature,
Form: Rhyme
eight days a week
maudlin

maudlin Monday's mostly mud
halts the weekend with woeful thud
laughs and sillies
get the willies
on maudlin Monday, what a dud

tintinnabulous

tintinnabulous Tuesday
is the second paying-dues day
we head uphill
but...

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Categories: hump, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
Bull Moose
              Bull Moose
I was sitting on a rock out near Cripple Creek
Panties...

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Categories: hump, animal, humor, nature,
Form: Rhyme
Shattered Voices
            Shattered Voices

Could I have not screamed or say No?
Am I Guilty?
I still feel...

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Categories: hump, abuse, addiction, how i feel, jealousy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Poetic Prose
My Poetic Prose
Standing in my home’s backyard, gazed at the skies
No poetic prose jumped out, but two staring eyes
It swapped the branches of a tree...

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Categories: hump, animal, nature,
Form: Rhyme
THE NONDLE
Whilst arching in a turtle-neck
A breeze blew softly by,
Too young to have a nosebleed,
Instead I made it cry.

‘What have you seen, where do you go?’
I...

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Categories: hump, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme
Boo Hoo Politics
(Boo Hoo Politics was Written following the Brexit and Trump
votes as an observation and not a political declaration.
A few years out of date now but...

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Categories: hump, america, political, usa,
Form: Rhyme
DONALD TRUMP RE DUCKS I GOOSE
Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
   of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed pompous arse
   Sunkist...

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Categories: hump, 12th grade, abuse, anger, character, grief,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member The Attempted Betterment of the Smidget Puggily
“Oh, Smidget Puggily, what shall it be?”
said the Prettisome Guru of Ning.
“Shall it be heapimous hoodles of gold
spinkely silver or treasures untold -
what jumpity joy...

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Categories: hump, clothes, fun, funny, money, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member In Sanctuary's Shadow
Atop a tousled hump, the cherry tree crowns
my garden, its nurturing circle waiting 
for the moment when this time-looped human downs
the weight of life’s expectations,...

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Categories: hump, happy, health, self, tree,
Form: Rispetto
Premium Member There I Am Ageless

I peer at myself in the mirror.
My forehead is nice though I like it covered with bangs.
Lines there are to be expected,
and so too, the...

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Categories: hump, age,
Form: Free verse
Trump
Donald Trump
would get the hump
if the dead ferret fell from his head,
and voters wanted that as president instead.

for the name forsakes me Trump clerihew contest...

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, political,
Form: Clerihew
We Must Strive for Political Correctness
By Elton Camp

It would just be the end
If by words we do offend.

There’s the devil to be paid
If we call a spade a spade.

“Vertically challenged”...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, humor,
Form: Rhyme
if i die tonight
if i die tonight 
tomorrow is no lie 
wake up in the morning
go about your life 
if i die tonight 
remember me inside
all the good...

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Categories: hump, death, deep, goodbye, memory, moving on,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Graduate
You've graduated with honors, you're over the hump,
with not many hoops left through which to jump.

You've left behind all that you hold dear
and stepped forward...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, humor,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Animal Love
The heron bowed to the kangaroo
With sparkling eyes he fell deeply in love
Her heart he tried with all his might to woo.

The devious crow offered...

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Categories: hump, animal, bird, fun, humor, love,
Form: Villanelle
Premium Member The Way Home - 1st Part
When we think of traveling we most often think of going from one location to another. That’s good but I sometimes like to return in...

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© John Posey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hump, remember,
Form: Narrative