Best Hump Poems

PIGS GO OINK
COWS GO MOO
GHOSTS SAY BOO
NOTHING NEW
HORSE GOES NEIGH
BUT WHAT DOES THE TURTLE SAY?

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BIRD WINGS GO FLIP FLAP
FISH FINS GO SPLISH SPLASH
HORSE HOOFS GO CLIP CLOP
SNAKE BELLY GOES SLITHER
SANTA CLAUSE SAYS HO HO HO
BUT WHAT’S THE SOUND OF THE CAMEL TOE?


WHAT DAY IS IT?

EVERYDAY...

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I am so weary it is the middle of the week some call it hump day, but I don’t seem to be walking around with a hump on my back, but I can tell you I am too tired to be wired. If I was...

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The Zebra Mussel Invasion (The Story Of The Three Hump Clam)


God’s opalescence-

                 Mississippi riverbed

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“HOSPITAL HUMP” 
(a tall tale – or not?)

The wind and the cold on the hill
they stood still
as two shadows arrived
near the peak
above what was known
as “Hospital Hump”
a devious, dastardly,
butt crushing bump.
So started the legend
a Grand-dad and Grand-son
who challenged the hill
“OH, just for fun!!”
The younger had...

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Wigglin' 'tween toes
the questions of a thousand thousand ages
wrapped tight in beat heart.

Who's gonna buy the cat food tomorrow?
Will trade ya for takin' out the garbage
wigglin' 'tween toes.

If you're in a hurry and need to turn left
but some one's in the intersection what is
wrapped tight...

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Tick tock the grandfather clock
Briefly stops before it pops
Twelve times then it will be midnight
The start of my birthday
That has fallen on hump day this year
As I let out a little cheer
That midnight is finally here

Now I'm going to drink a few beers
To celebrate this...

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Young Lemmy was humping a ‘cushin’
His owner turned beetroot red blushin
She said to her cat
Please will you stop that
Old Nancy next door may be lookin!

Thanks to a lovely on line friend for the inspiration

1/1/21...

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Sex
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Elephants Hump




Ten thousand pounds of great hulking naughtiness

She batted an eyelid

And I smelt that scent from twenty miles away

I mean just look at those knees

And I have never seen such a sexy grey spotted rump

With that tiny twitch of a tail

No wonder all those fly’s...

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I thought I knew about camels
But then found out, that's not the case
I thought they had a hump or two
And that they might spit in your face!

They will only spit when threatened
So don't be acting all crazy
What actually threatens them though
Seems to be a little...

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you sit in your ivory tower
 why should I even bother
 your the man who said your fire
 had a book art of the deal
 your spinning wheel is getting to fast
 lay up on the gas many in North Korea will be wearing a...

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For all of my years I've been scarce in the light,
I'm the hump in the dark that goes bump in the night.
Fierce and cruel and evil am I,
there's deception, corruption and evil in my eye.
There's contempt, resent and bad intent in my heart.
And my haunting...

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Another one bites the proverbial dust
offing them's difference tween boom and bust
well, not really boom, sure not nuff for a trust

but YAY now there's three down just two more to go
foxy cats glad to see me, blue fish says hello
(yeah, yeah it's not true love...

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Got the hump

In need of some well deserved T.L.C

Then follow me 

I am off to enlist in the Army

Because the advert said

Be all you can be 

And who doesn't love a man in uniform

Apart from Enemies...

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Hey- what'll you do if you're left alone,
and it's not all, on a hot and dry land
Where nobody is nix known?
Listen to a camel's heart-
Camel, storing all its strength in its hump,
and looking very-very smart.
Camel resists in desert's dirt,
Can you think how much he envied?
He's...

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