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Humorously Poems - Poems about Humorously

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...Sexually explicit meme more real day

originally written May 31st, 202_
humorously, posthumously, 
and tempestuously expressing woes
from the top of my talking head 
to gnarly nails of 
(this ...
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Categories: humorously, 11th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberI Can’t Handle

...I can’t handle
ornery
brooding
detachment
My parental figures
romantic
warm
close
Oh, they yelled
momentarily
harmlessly
humorously
(to me at least)
like when Dad
spilled sugar
sugar l...
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Categories: humorously, grief,
Form: Free verse



Premium MemberCrash Landing - B Type

..."The perils of a possible crash landing with a touch of humor to end it" 
~~ The Poet ~~
" Burlesque is poetry that treats a serious subject, humorously, or is simply a trivial story." ~~ Poetry So...
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Categories: humorously, flying,
Form: Burlesque

Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

...Mein kampf synonymous as a blooper

Writer of these words,
a former Lower Providence inhabitant,
who dwelled within darkest depths
of Dante Alighieri's inferno
for most of his outlandish, impis...
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Categories: humorously, 12th grade, abuse, adventure,
Form: Free verse

Able

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Humans never grow out of their teenage phase
Unclear what an adult means
They are subjected to responsibility
Requiring maturity, no human has proven to be

Various other targeted teenagers
A...
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Categories: humorously, 10th grade, emotions,
Form: Free verse



Bittersweet pyrrhic victory

...Bittersweet pyrrhic victory...

if a 2024 November presidential Biden win
pandemonium likely to occur, 
subsequently figurative tectonic upheaval  
might set United States in a tailspin.

Thou...
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Categories: humorously, 12th grade, abuse, america,
Form: Free verse

Nope! I haint gonna crack'n on the heat just yet

...Nope! I haint gonna crack'n on the heat... just yet
until the cowed chickens come home to roost!

Sunlight streaming thru window
body electric of mine doth whet
begets hardiness to acclimate
ag...
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Categories: humorously, adventure, america, appreciation, beauty,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberCoastal Zeal

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Written: November 19, 2023
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I must plunge into the seafloor. 
Out into the abyss of water and starry sky.
I utterly crave a ...
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Categories: humorously, analogy, appreciation, ocean,
Form: Rhyme

Shut Up Or Else

...Hide under a rock,
In your mouth, stuff a sock!
Just don't say anything!
Just glue up your lips!
Or shut em' up with a lock!
Just don't say anything!
No one wants to hear your crap!
Shut up! O...
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Categories: humorously, humor, humorous,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberOlive Branch

...Specious logic, serpentine manoeuvres, designed to disorient heart and mind, with a view to securing a psychological advantage are seen through by centred presence, which yet humorously indulges the ...
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Categories: humorously, dream, humanity, uplifting,
Form: Haibun

Premium MemberThanksgiving Dialogue

...ThanksGiving advances

Arising thoughts about boundary breaching risks
and perennial partisan issues
and deep listening opportunities.

Perhaps only the Othering
and Othered One Percent
insti...
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Categories: humorously, humor, light, political, power,
Form: Political Verse

I Relish Sparring Repartee of Clever Quips

...I relish sparring repartee of clever quips...

Particularly, when voicing and/or
writing bon mots doth betake
chuckling clownlike me 
rumbled stilled skin,
and e'en rouses 
this mummified corp...
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Categories: humorously, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberThe Forgiveness Trap

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The sense of injury we feel,
owing to belied expectation,
by ego thought spirals amplified,
leads to our suffering and agitation.

Thus arises the real reason to forgive,
for us t...
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Categories: humorously, forgiveness,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberFinding Love

...My little granddaughter
Being hyperactive
Slow in talking
Sometimes a bit burden
But slowly we find the reason and love in her
She likes catoons and watches it 
Everyday every minute free
She ...
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Categories: humorously, god, granddaughter, language, love,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberMonk Mode

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Brave spirit accepts things the way they are,
detached from outcomes, present in the void,
humorously wearing all earth life scars,
essence of presence always overjoyed,
refusing to...
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Categories: humorously, spiritual,
Form: Dizain

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