Sexually explicit meme more real day

Sexually explicit meme more real day originally written May 31st, 202_ humorously, posthumously, and tempestuously expressing woes from the top of my talking head to gnarly nails of (this little piggy fame) toes in sore need and want of a podiatrist I suppose, which keratin structures at the end of plates of meaty ten digits topping off little feet dextrous enough to type poetry and prose and play violin highs and lows, but only the shadow knows that one among common prickly Joe's alternately titled re: double entendre the red, white and blue diminutive soldier (when squeezed like a toy gun cocked and primed to fire off load) then gets flaccid like a slimy hose does double duty in tandem with magic wand, lifelike snaky entity that actually grows particularly necessary when burst of fiery secretion flows intense spray powerful enough to pulverize knees and elbows subsequently witnessing yours truly to doze an ideal time to take a naked lunch break at petticoat junction to figuratively close itty bitty teensy weensy of cross between humpback sperm whale analogous to miniscule Moby Dick regarding how prurient introduction to reasonable rhyme blows. I chose to memorialize, alas and alack atypical/unusual fond memory - argh, a sudden nostalgia attack many... countless years gone back livingsocial at 324 Level Road, elapsed good times, I can never buyback prominent Gambone family builders demolished complex edifice currently repurposed mansion manse sin courtesy vinyl city as Stella's Way boyhood address above, never seen since transformed into latter place name, which property originally christened Glen Elm, (within national registries) yours truly can easily callback detailed information searching internet if mine eyes espied absent estate... slack jawed stare would repeatedly sow sadness weighing me heart heavy as coalsack accompanying sorrow with attendant flood of tears, would make an immediate comeback impossible mission to stopper feeble, futile and lame counterattack where sentimental reverie would carry me far away to Old Virginny, for no particular rhyme nor reason. e'en attempting to write recollections might trigger tsunami imminent domain grievous childhood memories recollecting watching silent home movies, while chomping on crackerjack when I had real teeth. Like puss in boots, the Missus axed me to enliven herself regaling humorous instances, thus I cutback to... party hardy times, the major drawback x amount of time elapsed summoning special occasions (surgeon general's warning such mental revisitations) fraught with onset, where perilous flashback will moost likely violently grip cerebral cortex analogous to suckerpunch puny chap (me) knocked unconscious courtesy searingly robust fullback, nevertheless impossible mission to restrain waterworks I intend to hijack, and hoop fully succeed tamping tears strong suggestion as encouraged by hunchback from Notre Dame Dublin known within these neck of woods as storied Paul Bunyan also alias Philanderer, (especially among superficially prim and proper, but actually prurient women folk), whose services regarding payback best abide, adhere, and afford to pay forward credo fore playbook. Said burly lumberjack with severe scoliosis, nonetheless quite self evident his outsize implement, (ye need not axe further questions) extinguishing problematic residue iterated further within mine playful ramble herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject humorous tidbit just gimme moment to unload and reach into psychological metaphorical knapsack particularly blue's clue slimy hose from days of yore, my keepsake to forcibly remove dingleberries birthed courtesy emergency pit stop without means and ways to clean derriere, a feeble and futile attempt. Haint no fallacy yours truly subsequently secured more powerful giant accouterment), while clinging for dear life perched atop ledger or edger domain of clawfoot bathtub, (ah how convenient and timely smallish size Jacuzzi getup to appear) and lemme figuratively continue closing pathetic riffraff (apropos of nothing) rifling around mostly strewn with random tchotchkes and odd bubba's zayda's knickknack such as ahh... look here hocked wares, acquired ready to receive paddywhack giving doggerel bonafied chops.