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Best Humorously Poems

Below are the all-time best Humorously poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of humorously poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Goodbye, Saint Joseph's School -- Elton John
*Sung to the tune of Elton John’s “Goodbye Yellow Brick Road.”  Intended to be taken 
humorously.  


“When are you gonna grow up?
It is...

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Categories: humorously, satire, schoolschool, education, education, school,
Form: Lyric



Premium Member Gobsmacked Gams
Splatter painted, Pollock blessed, leggy I stand,
among the green grass and healing Plantain
in a kaleidoscope of color panned.

A walking canvas in the meadowland
stems, humorously stippled...

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Categories: humorously, allegory, art, childhood,
Form: Terzanelle
Premium Member My Friend the Wise Doctor
Eu-e,
Eu-e-e,
Eu-e,
Bucky Fuller Big Bang.

U-C,
U-C-A-G,
U-C,
ribonucleic acid.

Yang-Yin,
Yang-Yin-Yin,
Yang-Yin
Bucky Fuller Big Brain

My Friend Bucky Fuller
came down to me today.
He said,
"Lao-tse's Time
grows not-not binomial
radiates fore
and gravitates aft
Space and Time
poetry as...

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Categories: humorously, nature, spiritual, perspective,
Form: Free verse
Weaving Forms- A Parody
Weaving Forms

Abc, Abecedarian, acrostic, alliteration alexandrine
  Salaam, sehraa senyru, sestina, sijo, shape, sonnet
      The list of forms of writing...

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Categories: humorously, allusion, humor, hyperbole, imagery, metaphor, poetry,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Who's Crazy Now
I have an outside RightBrain dominant thalamus
to watch and listen to,
to feel confluent and resonant with,
to love,
as parent with child,
yet this is more of a...

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Categories: humorously, body, dream, health, humor, identity, psychological,
Form: Political Verse



Patriot's Play Scheme
Patriot's Play Scheme 

Should I make love or leave well enough alone?
Even though may be young teen or fully grown;
My decision, what things will it...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorously, football, people,
Form: Couplet
The Day the Boys Set Out to Fly
Larry was the oldest,  seemed every day he grew 
Bubbling with mischief,   like a cackling witches brew 
At the time just ...

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Categories: humorously, adventure, childhood, evil, fantasy, humorous, mythology,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Black Body
I.	Imagine a stack
Of razor blades
Bolted together
Polished edges
Forming a blunt mass…
Who would guess the 
Blackness of that face? 
	
II.	Picture Pandoran box
Harboring atom pulse; 
No less a...

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Categories: humorously, science, universe,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Conservative Healthy Spirals
Genetic, so therefore regenetic, conservatism
of DNA and this fractal function's Elder RNA-rooted ecosystemic
political psychologies,
ecologies of empowerment,
and not so much;
History,
and notnot historic enculturation
of Business As Usual...

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Categories: humorously, blessing, culture, earth, games, health, political,
Form: Political Verse
Premium Member All Growed Out
And EveryBody to Play With

Cognitive maturation,
that portion of "please just grow up"
evolving climatically large transitional lifetime matters
of choosing to grow up,
to not just act as...

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Categories: humorously, age, culture, health, humanity, humor, political,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Cold Hearted Ego
When cold hearted ego insists and persists
with consistent deductive reason
and exegetical truth of self-judgement,
eco's warm breath invites
not inconsistent
inductively resonant
personal political and economic ecologic
eisegetical truth
of eco-therapeutic...

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Categories: humorously, happy, health, heart, political, psychological,
Form: Free verse
Why Do I Write
Why Do I Write?

I was born in an era when Shakespeare, Shelley and Wordsworth were kings.  Reading them was like hearing beautiful music and...

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Categories: humorously, introspection, on writing and words, passion,
Form: Blank verse
TV TRAVELS
   +++++  TV TRAVELS  +++++
                ...

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Categories: humorously, adventure, nostalgia, science fiction, travel,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Week 1 - Brian's Poet of Note - 'Jack Gilbert'
A Brief For The Defense 

Sorrow everywhere. Slaughter everywhere. If babies 
are not starving someplace, they are starving 
somewhere else. With flies in their nostrils....

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Categories: humorously, joy, life, love,
Form: Free verse
Recurrent Dream
Inside a harbor inn
Where fateful voyages begin
An old man waits for me…
I enter, recklessly.

The barmaid brings the jug
And pours him out a frothy mug,
And lights...

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© Steve Eng  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorously, fantasyold, old,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Injury
My face tells me nothing. Not nothing but nothing useful, the
complications of ageing humorously but not exactly how to avoid
injury.

Permanent injury is a now popular...

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Categories: humorously, age, death, friend, humor, hurt, pain,
Form: Verse
Empowered Women
When majestic Australia met musical New Orleans
A funny girl full of dance found true romance
A marriage of two gracious Queens
Circulating love on Earth to purposely...

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Categories: humorously, women,
Form: Sonnet
Premium Member Climate Health Worshipers
I believe
multicultural vitality is better than monopolistic monoculturing boredom;
not just different, but the difference of climate health v pathology.

I believe
you believe this too.
Because if you...

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Categories: humorously, earth, health, humor, political, psychological,
Form: Political Verse
Poets and Poetesses Never Die
They wove a wordily world
Out of space and sherds of imagination
They wove meanings in mere metaphors
Like spinning spiders

The seer just slept
The poem prospers posthumously
And rake...

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Categories: humorously, faith, inspirational, uplifting, life,
Form: Alliteration
Snit Fit
Psychologic patterns putter past
teary temper tantrum
abruptly altering an afternoons'
magical moment
fostering feathered friends.

You yawn
in indignant imitation
of outrage only
how humorously
ennui envelops
your yelling
tantrum to trek toward
some stark stumbling
angst...

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© Sue Mason  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: humorously, people
Form: Alliteration
Book Bird
This book contains the solving of the paradox.
It was found with keys and locks in a stone chamber.
The lid took an age to remove.
The text...

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Categories: humorously, history, old,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member The Howard Stern Of Poetry
There's a side to me that many don't often see.
I can at times also be the Howard Stern of poetry.
So be forewarned whoever may give...

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Categories: humorously, may, me,
Form: Rhyme
The Quirk
Wherever I would go out to
A workplace or the market
I must put my pen
In the shirt's breast pocket

Mostly a sparkling fountain pen
Though nobody uses them...

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Categories: humorously, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member My Final P D (well, maybe not possibly)
I've been focusing lately on our friend P D.
P D is very therapeutic for me
especially when I feel moody or very grouchy.
I just unload all...

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Categories: humorously, friend,
Form: Rhyme
Books A Resource Part II
Books are indeed work insatiably
For those who think hourly;
Hours are not fit in humorously
In the timeframe of honoree
Of books as they work icily
In the warm...

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Categories: humorously, bird, books,
Form: Monorhyme