Seasons Humorous Poems
These Seasons Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Seasons. These are the best examples of Humorous Seasons poems written by international poets.
Thought To Order NatureI thought to order Nature,
yet it rained that picnic day:
apparently her sun, did not listen,
had she even bothered to ask, my wonder?
I thought to order...
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Categories:
autumn, change, humorous, nature,
Holiday Fun Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle
His carrot nose sits in a puddle
Guess it's global warming
Winter's not conforming
Our seasons are in a right muddle
A randy...
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humorous,
Tom the Terror-TurkeyHave you not heard of the legend
of Terror Turkey Tom?
Who roams the woods punishing those
who do Thanksgiving wrong?
The bird with an unending hate
for those folks...
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Categories:
humorous, bird, christmas, holiday, horror,
May DayThe communists are coming
The democrats are crying
And the republicans are lying
This is May Day
Please don’t run away
The birds are coming
The deer are running
And the squirrels...
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Categories:
fun, humorous, inspirational, joy,
Winter Funeralcold winter day
graveside service
jumper cables...
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humorous, death, weather,
Absolute deafening silenceAbsolute deafening silence...
during and after a moderate snowfall
today January 19th, 2024,
within Southeastern Pennsylvania
and elsewhere across the Eastern Seaboard,
whereby blanket of whiteness
muffles sounds of civilization.
I hate...
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Categories:
humorous, adventure, age, angel, appreciation,
Fishing HolidayFishing Holiday
A kingfisher sitting on the old harbour wall
Listening to the geese from the mud flats call
I'm here for some sea fishing until after the...
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Categories:
bird, fishing, humorous, seasons,
The Four SeasonsDon’t know that I have
a favorite season
I mean, Spring is quite
nice, if you don’t mind
sneezin’
Summer, warmly teasing!
Till sunburn besets the host,
unarguably not pleasing
Winter skiing,...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, poetry, poets,
In Our ImageLet us make man in Our Image
and God responded, then we must
make him strong and healthy, respectful
and kind, blind to color that is not
of the...
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Categories:
humorous, christian, creation, faith, humanity,
An Old ShovelIn 1890, cowboy Bob Womack found gold at the base of lofty Pikes Peak!
In short order a ramshackle town was founded called Cripple Creek.
Hordes of...
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Categories:
fate, humorous, mountains,
Shaggy Dog LimericksThe Spaniel
A Spaniel that uses its head
Can tell when its owner’s unfed
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck
Will deliver...
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Categories:
animal, dog, humorous,
The Christmas Card ListScratch off everyone who passed away
and those who went astray
those who did not send you one
I know but Blah Humbug! is somewhat fun
Have to send...
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Categories:
christmas, humorous, satire,
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse IvLIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE IV
Anti-Vegan Manifesto
by Michael R. Burch
Let us
avoid lettuce,
sincerely,
and also celery!
Rising Fall
by Michael R. Burch
after Keats
Seasons of mellow fruitfulness
collect at last into...
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humorous, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
ChuckChuck
There once was a show named “Chuck”
It didn’t have much luck
After five seasons it was gone
Oh it felt so wrong
For Chuck was about a nerd
Who...
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Categories:
character, humor, humorous,
Open Your Eyes and SeePractice makes perfect
Yet not all things need practice
Who taught you to suck?
When you had just born
Yet you were so perfect at it
Maybe you had practised...
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Categories:
allegory, care, humor, humorous,