Rose Humorous Poems
These Rose Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Rose. These are the best examples of Humorous Rose poems written by international poets.
To Nallum in Your GlistTO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST
“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....
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humorous, boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny
Silent but DeadlySilent but Deadly (Written 2014)
In the heart of the nursing home where old folks stay,
Lived Erasmus, a man twinkling in twilight's array.
With a glimmer that...
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fun, humorous, old,
Rose
I started out as a pretty rose bud,
the rains are coming maybe even a flood.
Then the bright sun will come out,
my pedals open up without...
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humorous, beauty, butterfly, drink, garden,
Happy Valentine's DayDo not ask for roses, dear
Be they pink or white or red
I'll give you something more sincere
Like poison oak instead....
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humor, humorous, rose, valentines
Larry the Lizard
Best described as lizard slime,
Larry was worst of all time.
His big rheumy nose
was red as a rose
And his eyes glowed green as lime!...
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humorous, animal, fun, giggle, green,
Cupid Falls In Love
He ran around shooting unsuspecting souls with his golden tip arrows
and one perfectly bent, Port Orford Cedar bow. Wearing nothing
but a diaper and a...
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fantasy, humorous,
Twelve Roses
A single rose he gave to me
as sweet a gesture as could be.
My roommate grinned with guile
as she tried to hide her smile.
Eleven roses,...
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flower, fun, humorous, jealousy,
Dame Tamer
Someone had called him the Dame Tamer.
Rugged good looks made him no shamer.
Alone, he wore a pink rose
and a gold ring through his nose.
His close...
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fun, giggle, humorous, silly,
Tea Time
Spice tea is for me,
hot with honey on a cold winter's day.
Pretty pink rose cups,
are filled to the top...
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humorous, cool, drink, flower, summer,
Books and Tea
Shelves filled with all kinds of books,
will take a plain wall and make it pretty,
this makes real beauty for you and I.
Maybe some hot rose...
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humorous, beauty, books, drink, fun,
Three Legged TableAs a child,
I loved to watch Grandpa build.
His basement workshop,
was filled with tools.
Tools hanging on every wall,
wood neatly stacked in...
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humorous, child, fun, grandfather, love,
The Hapless Toadthe hapless toad
who croaked a verse
and moved the trees around him
did sway the branches
sway the leaves
at the most profound of meaning
and too did cry
the...
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humorous, animal, encouraging, funny, happy,
The Smell of Fear - CollaborationAlien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!
I farted, perhaps...
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humorous, space,
Lost In Britain AND Lost In The USA
LOST IN BRITAIN
Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop,
Matching Tye and Droop
Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown,
Westward Ho! and Throop.
Hole of Horcum, New Invention,
Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash
North Piddle, Staines...
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america, england, humor, humorous,
Would You Love Me If I Wasn't a Poet? POTDIn a pretty rose garden we were having tea, the butterflies were kissing the flowers...
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humorous, garden, poetry, poets, writing,