Girlfriend Humorous Poems

Make that one look like a trollop grandma said.
We thought that she had lost it; blown something inside her head.
Here are the clothes I want...

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Many years ago,
girls wore girdles.
The tight uncomfortable things,
they held one in tight.
One summer's night,
I snuck my girlfriend out.
We were off on a double date,
a night...

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Giggle, giggle- I thought of somethin' 
I want to tickle...her belly button 
I'll use my fingers, I'll use my nose 
I want to see her...wiggle...

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Attending flower show with wife, Mr. Mouse feels dread.
She ignores him completely, and runs way up ahead.
Jotting down notes, and shushing him every single time.
He...

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This is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew,
He worked for the brewery and drank special brew.
Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle...

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Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date

While yours truly sat here 
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for...

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"Smiles are free so give them away."  By Poet

That weekend started with a simple,            ...

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Laughter is the shortest distance between the joker and the listener:

My friend got robbed today, they took away his girlfriend Valentine's gift. Now, he rehearsing...

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Why does my new girlfriend always wear a cowboy hat
She lives in the big city in a high rise council flat
I gazed up at the...

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in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

with a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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While gazing at the stars my girlfriend said, “I love you, Billy,
The heavens are ablaze for us, does that sound kinda silly?”
I smiled and said,...

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we are standing beneath a large marquee
to hear arrogant words of some marquis
a horrible man i just hate to see.
However, my obstinate girlfriend , she
insisted...

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Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

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Many years ago when we were all young,                          we dated looking for a...

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Pretend like you do not notice I said to my husband
Notice what?
I pointed to the pond.
My husband looked.
He missed it.
Not once, but several times.
He finally...

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