Dot To Dot
While gazing at the stars my girlfriend said, “I love you, Billy,
The heavens are ablaze for us, does that sound kinda silly?”
I smiled and said, “No it does not,
It’s like a stellar dot-to-dot,
And don’t you think that constellation looks quite like a willy?”
*
Was in the tattoo parlour, there were samples up on easels
I love my furry critters so my tattoo will be weasels
An appointment they had not
So I did a dot-to-dot
Upon the owners son who had a nasty case of measels
*
My girlfriend is so gorgeous that she has me tied in knots
Last night I did some dot-to-dots but then she got the hots
My steamy topless Miss
Said, “Hey boy, puzzle this.”
I said, “That won’t take very long as there are just two dots.”
*
This cryptic dot-to-dot is such a masterful creation
The latest puzzle trending in this puzzle-crazy nation
With no number by each dot
Had to guess the path to plot
Until an angry man said, “Oy, don’t draw on my dalmation!”
17 November 2022
Contest: Dot to Dot
Sponsor: Kim Rodrigues
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2022
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