Get Your Premium Membership

Jimmy Carew

This is the story of poor old Jimmy Carew, He worked for the brewery and drank special brew. Jimmy drove the horse and trap with a twinkle in his eye Loaded with beer – its destination: ‘The Golden Butterfly’. Poor old Jimmy, his life was rather rough Poor old Jimmy, got his girlfriend up the duff. Her dad weren’t too thrilled, so Jimmy got killed Down in the cellar – enough was enough. It was in the pub that he met young Nancy, The landlord’s daughter who rather took his fancy. Nancy was shy but Jimmy asked her on a date She said yes and her dad told him not to be too late. Poor old Jimmy, his life was rather rough Poor old Jimmy, got his girlfriend up the duff. Her dad weren’t too thrilled, so Jimmy got killed Down in the cellar – enough was enough. So the day arrived and Nancy dressed her best As for Jimmy he wore his new shirt over his lucky vest. He proceeded to take her round the back of the Holy Trinity Complimented her femininity then the scoundrel took her virginity. Poor old Jimmy, his life was rather rough Poor old Jimmy, got his girlfriend up the duff. Her dad weren’t too thrilled, so Jimmy got killed Down in the cellar – enough was enough. Jimmy really was a player, and almost everyone knew Apart from Nancy, who didn’t know what to do. However, Jimmy didn’t expect her to be ‘in the family way’ And when her dad found out, poor Jimmy had to pay. Poor old Jimmy, his life was rather rough Poor old Jimmy, got his girlfriend up the duff. Her dad weren’t too thrilled, so Jimmy got killed Down in the cellar – enough was enough. Next time Jimmy delivered at the golden butterfly, Nancy’s father had decided – Jimmy Carew had to die. And so a murder occurred down in the cellar at half past one Her father now in jail, Nancy left to raise a bastard son. Poor young Nancy, her life is really tough Poor young Nancy, she’s really suffered enough. Her dad got mad, and did something really bad All because of Jimmy Carew - he got her up the duff.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023




Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 6/19/2023 12:11:00 PM
What a sad sad rhyme and sadly this sort of scenario really has happened. excellent in Paige, write on my friend:-) I am so so glad you took the plunge and joined:-) hugs jan xx
Login to Reply
Allison Avatar
Jan Allison
Date: 6/19/2023 2:35:00 PM
Hi Paige, I will be setting up a poopy/farty limerick contest (thanks to your inspiration for the swimming pool poem) I do hope you will think about joining in the fun. I have posted a blog up on the site and if need be I can guide you through how to enter the contest - although it is pretty straightforward. I am so so glad you are here Paige, its wonderful to hear of your ideas for books too:-) let's continue to inspire each other both on and off the site. x From my poem today you will see there is more to me than just a humourist. x hugs Jan xx
Turner Avatar
Paige Turner
Date: 6/19/2023 2:26:00 PM
Thanks again Jan - this started as a song - It's going to be part of another book I want to do in future - where it's a song kids sing the chorus on the schoolyard. I've so many ideas for stories and poems but so little time lol. I must start reading yours also when I get a chance as you are so prolific xx thanks always for inspiring me to keep writing x 'Paige'

Book: Shattered Sighs