Cowboy Hat

Why does my new girlfriend always wear a cowboy hat
She lives in the big city in a high rise council flat
I gazed up at the window of her flat up in the sky
And when I did a bloody pigeon did one in my eye

So as I walked away I’m wiping poop to clear my sight
But droppings kept on plopping on my shoulders left and right
All I could do was duck and dive and try to dodge the splats
I looked around and everyone was wearing cowboy hats

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Linda Alice Fowler

February 9, 2023 at 1:46 PM

LOL. Now you know the secret of our 10-gallon hats Terry. I hope you found one for visits to your new gal! teehee Linda :)

Linda Alice Fowler

February 12, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Now you've got it. Maybe that Texican will loan you one. ;)

Terry Flood

February 11, 2023 at 11:45 AM

I think maybe the sombrero wins this contest, Linda

Tom Cunningham

February 2, 2023 at 12:47 AM

Sounds like you're in Dodge city where you wear a big hat to dodge the pigeon poo lol Tom

Terry Flood

February 2, 2023 at 2:20 AM

Annie and her daughter were looking at Facebook yesterday when one of them said, ‘I dunno who she is but why is she wearing a cowboy hat?’. PING!

Deb M

February 1, 2023 at 11:46 PM

Thats so funny Terry…love it!! Debx

Terry Flood

February 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM

Thanks for ‘dropping’ by, Deb. Still, at least emus can’t fly ;-)

Charles Messina

February 1, 2023 at 7:10 PM

LOL-thanks for the laughs, Terry. Does this mean I should leave my cowboy hat on :) Fun to read.. keep them coming, my friend. Thanks also for commenting on my POTD. Much appreciated! Cheers Charlie

Terry Flood

February 2, 2023 at 2:14 AM

I think I’d be changing that hat for a sombrero. Glad to give you a giggle. Terry