Cowboy Hat

Why does my new girlfriend always wear a cowboy hat She lives in the big city in a high rise council flat I gazed up at the window of her flat up in the sky And when I did a bloody pigeon did one in my eye So as I walked away I’m wiping poop to clear my sight But droppings kept on plopping on my shoulders left and right All I could do was duck and dive and try to dodge the splats I looked around and everyone was wearing cowboy hats

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Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/9/2023 1:46:00 PM

LOL. Now you know the secret of our 10-gallon hats Terry. I hope you found one for visits to your new gal! teehee Linda :)

Linda Alice Fowler
Date: 2/12/2023 1:46:00 PM

Now you've got it. Maybe that Texican will loan you one. ;)

Terry Flood
Date: 2/11/2023 11:45:00 AM

I think maybe the sombrero wins this contest, Linda

Tom Cunningham

Date: 2/2/2023 12:47:00 AM

Sounds like you're in Dodge city where you wear a big hat to dodge the pigeon poo lol Tom

Terry Flood
Date: 2/2/2023 2:20:00 AM

Annie and her daughter were looking at Facebook yesterday when one of them said, ‘I dunno who she is but why is she wearing a cowboy hat?’. PING!

Deb M

Date: 2/1/2023 11:46:00 PM

Thats so funny Terry…love it!! Debx

Terry Flood
Date: 2/2/2023 2:16:00 AM

Thanks for ‘dropping’ by, Deb. Still, at least emus can’t fly ;-)

Charles Messina

Date: 2/1/2023 7:10:00 PM

LOL-thanks for the laughs, Terry. Does this mean I should leave my cowboy hat on :) Fun to read.. keep them coming, my friend. Thanks also for commenting on my POTD. Much appreciated! Cheers Charlie

Terry Flood
Date: 2/2/2023 2:14:00 AM

I think I’d be changing that hat for a sombrero. Glad to give you a giggle. Terry

Ann Peck

Date: 2/1/2023 4:43:00 PM

HaHa! So funny, Terry!

Terry Flood
Date: 2/2/2023 2:13:00 AM

Thanks, Ann. Glad you enjoyed. Terry