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Child Humorous Poems

These Child Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Child. These are the best examples of Humorous Child poems written by international poets.


Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...

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Categories: humorous, blue, child, food, grandparents,



Premium Member Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs


Life has many ups...

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Categories: humorous, child, hurt, life, people,

Premium Member Now you ask who can I be - A Riddle
Some say I'm soulful,
Others the Devils tool,
One minute I might find you doleful,
The other acting quite the fool.

Yet that's patently unfair,
One aspect that I can't...

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Categories: appreciation, deep, fun, humorous,

Easter as interpreted by one
Easter as interpreted by one...

rebated, rebelled, rebirthed, rebooted, 
and rebuked courtesy 
one ill shod Unitarian atheist,
who means NOT to affect
any sacrilegious fallout
nor offend devoutly religious...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, bible, celebration, christian,

Premium Member Voyage
By Poet: "A blue carpet as far as we can see. My child I call it an Ocean."

I could not stay,
just needed to run away.
Being...

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Categories: humorous, blue, day, goodbye, happy,



Premium Member Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...

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Categories: humorous, angel, child, fun, rain,

Premium Member BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...

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Categories: humorous, child, friend, heaven, love,

Premium Member Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...

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Categories: humorous, baby, child, emotions, feelings,

Premium Member Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became  his wife.

 
Her...

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Categories: humorous, child, color, dance, family,

Premium Member Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...

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Categories: humorous, animal, child, dad, easter,

Premium Member Einstein Meme's
His intellectual achievements and originality have made the word Einstein broadly synonymous with genius. Albert Einstein’s brother was a monster, his name, FrankEinstein.

Einstein was asked...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Rambling
Quote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again." 

As l get older,
I find the same...

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Categories: humorous, baby, day, kid, mom,

Premium Member Mary Had A Little Pram
Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly...

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Categories: humorous,

Premium Member Rooster Tale
That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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Categories: humorous, childhood, farm,

Premium Member Imagination
My mind sets in motion, 
words that will come alive.  
Creativity needs to be added, 
then mix imagination with creativity. 

 
Coming alive within...

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Categories: humorous, adventure, age, emotions, feelings,


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