Women Humor Poems

Hillary drives a vehicle to the south pole,
Gibson gives us the Flying V.
In football we can now score an extra two points,
and Legos blocks first...

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These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol


History recorded leaders in wars
Great men...

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I've been told in terms
of descriptive measure,
describing a gland
not my tool used for pleasure.

Huge and ginormous
are two they do use
as explained up above
so as not...

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Did you see the way Debbie was winking at me last night.

That wasn’t winking, her eyes were rolling in disgust.

No, it was definitely come on...

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One tooth Tilly was his name
Women wished that he’d been tame
He wore a light pink suit
With his high-top boot
His daily life was spitting game
...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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There ain’t no two ways about it man, 
it just has to be because of you.

Before you came along we could do, 
about anything we...

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It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...

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I’ve had my share of Pitiless times from years gone before.
Most have dragged my bleeding  knees over life’s dirty floors.
I’ve got scars decorating my...

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This was last Christmas - 39 days ago - doesn’t that seem like ancient history? 

We were in Lisa’s (parent’s) 50th floor flat, in Manhattan....

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the gulf circle is where 
brown pelicans dive for their 
dinner over the heads 
of the hungry masculine 
wood storks looking men
swarming in schools like...

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Sometimes after Lisa and I do our early-morning 4 mile run (we treadmill in the basement fitness center if it’s under 43 degrees), I come...

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The benefits of Mary, would vary
Unlike June, ended at noon
Chelsea played away
So did May
Holly turned to folly
With Molly wanting lolly
Sandy was always randy
Just no satisfying...

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Forsooth, one must stand proud and get ready my dear
Hold thy breath for combat into that coveted dress
Ladies, unite, squeeze tight - let thy true...

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January’s woman melts the snow.

February’s woman is good to go

March, she blows like the wind

Aprils woman is sad then warmingly glad

May, the shackles are off

June,...

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