Calendar Girls

January’s woman melts the snow.

February’s woman is good to go

March, she blows like the wind

Aprils woman is sad then warmingly glad

May, the shackles are off

June, in bed till noon

July, love on the beach

August, same woman, roll on September

September’s woman is petite and coy

October, is comfort and joy

November’s woman is fireworks, this is the one

December’s woman is ice-cold, she’s just found out what I've being doing for the last eleven months and wants a divorce.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Fowler Avatar
January 7, 2024 at 9:47 AM
LOL. Another good chuckle for the day. :)
Bell Avatar
January 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM
You need a chuckle on a Monday.
Wolf Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 9:37 PM
hahahahahahaha. Do I get the last laugh here?! Keep smiling, and Happy 2024.
Bell Avatar
January 2, 2024 at 2:23 AM
You got the last laugh. lol
Puddifoot Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 7:24 AM
well i'm september and petite, but coy?..erm..
Bell Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 12:43 PM
Promoting you to November now. Keep the fireworks to a minium, December is in a bitch of a mood.
Cunningham Avatar
December 29, 2023 at 10:24 PM
Not a good way to start the new year lol. Love the humour Paul. Happy New year to you. Tom
Bell Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 3:34 AM
July is round the corner. lol Happy new year for 24.
Fisher Avatar
December 29, 2023 at 5:41 PM
This is a fun one, Paul, with a great ending!
Bell Avatar
December 30, 2023 at 3:35 AM
Need a good ending for 23. All the best for 24.
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