Water Humor Poems
These Water Humor poems are examples of Humor poems about Water. These are the best examples of Humor Water poems written by international poets.
Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.
The...
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Categories:
humor, day, flower, goodbye, love,
The Split
So, can you afford this place by yourself?
Yeah, I did the maths. ...
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Categories:
goodbye, humor, woman,
Book Hobby
Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."
A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...
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bird, humor, kid, poets,
ZinniaQuote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."
Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...
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humor, flower, garden, giggle, hello,
The 23rd Psalms23 The Lord is well peppered;
I shall add salt,
2 He laid out the green peppers;
and poured the chili sauce,
3 all into my bowl;
that's filled generously...
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humor, analogy, appreciation, bible, character,
Kick Ass
I led the stubborn horse to water
Couldn't make him drink as he oughta
I swore and I cursed
When he died of thirst
Shoulda traded him for one...
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animal, humor,
LIFE
Life with it's ups and down's
I love you day and night
Family and friends make
Every moment extra special...
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humor, day, family, friend, love,
YesterdayBy Poet "I do not know where the time goes. It just goes running away."
Yesterday when
Everyone was kind
Smiles were on all
The faces both young and...
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humor, books, day, happy, joy,
Everywhere DustMy house is full of pets in each corner,
under the stove,
behind the fridge,
around the water heater.
Little grey bunnies made of dust,
so furry and made of...
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humor,
Bathtime BluesHe fell asleep in the bath
When he was drunk
Slept so long
His body shrunk
To such a small
Miniscule size
He couldnt be seen
By human eyes.
When he...
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drink, fantasy, fun, humor,
That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...
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humor, blue, child, food, grandparents,
keep pig feet under the water today ladiesLet’s keep those pig feet under the water today, Ladies.
This suggestion was made by a young boar named Gradies.
The old sows agreed to keep their...
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humor, animal,
A time to reflect - Is The True Writer Gone"A Writer must Feel The Words So The Reader Can Feel The Words. By Poet"
Have you heard about this new thing,
this new thing called AI.
Is...
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humor, friend, poetry, poets, writing,
I Saw God But Now What
Did you ever look up to the big bright blue sky,
I did and I saw the blue eyes of God.
I know He is watching over...
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humor, blue, joy, rain, sky,
Squirm the GermSquirm the Germ
Vs.1
There’s a germ, his name is Squirm, he lives inside our head, and when we cough or sneeze or wheeze, he jumps...
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humor, caregiving, child, education, health,