Bathtime Blues

He fell asleep in the bath When he was drunk Slept so long His body shrunk To such a small Miniscule size He couldnt be seen By human eyes. When he awoke It was far too late For him to avoid His horrible fate. His wife pulled the plug Allowing the water to send Him down the drain And round the bend. For a year she was An abandoned wife And then she got on With the rest of her life There’s a moral to this story Don’t take a bath take a shower There’s no chance of falling asleep And it uses far less power.