Halloween Humor Poems

Roses are red, goblins are green
Just like my buddy, Frankenstein
Well, it’s February fourteenth
And I don’t have a valentine
So let’s declare it Valloween
And now, my love,...

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It’s Sure not Miss Daisy

Drivin’
Ivan

The Over-Achiever

Be more
Igor

Big Eater Guy

Piggy
Iggy

The Straw Man
Flaxen
Jackson

Street Smart

Joseph
Knows stuff

Serial killer?

Gory
Jory

Would Love to hear from One

Call a 
Jonah

The Extra Cautious

Wary
Jerry

So Burdened

Laden
Jayden

Get Him...

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   Tonight I saw a witch fly by
     silhouetted by the moon

   Perhaps it's Halloween again ~
...

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Chipped nail polish on Halloween,
the witch’s giggle so obscene;
A mad cackle,
that fiery crackle;
It’s the next trend in the magazine....

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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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Three busy witches stood stirring a stew
Cauldron filled with freaky things for a brew
Each Halloween they made
soup in their escapade
Adding ingredients to a brown roux

Jan,...

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Fred, a green martian who's skin has a glow
In his zombie costume, no one would know
Until he tripped and fell down
His costume's now on the...

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I lurk around for prey.
Young or old, morose or gay
Seeking you is all too easy.
Cold blooded diehards that are sleazy

I’m the bogeyman a wild animal
Some...

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The Ghost denied
he was a Ghost,

though clearly
I saw through -- 

Someone I knew
in life, back then
quite pink, substantial
with lots 
and lots to do – 

tried...

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I'm okay, 
you're okay is a mask in the land of pretend.
Children say what they feel,
their honestly can bubble over.
Little ones have not learned words...

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On Saturday night,
I was watching a movie
Till I fell asleep.

All of a sudden,
At around twelve forty-five,
I heard a loud thump.

"Who is that?" I asked.
I waited...

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I dressed up on Halloween night
Then stumbled upon a horrific sight
Where the witches had brew
Humans were the stew
I hurried and got out of sight...

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Dare not venture outdoors on Halloween 
There's witches out there who are truly mean
They tempt one with brew
That looks just like stew
But is made from...

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The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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