Dog Humor Poems

The lady was quite civic minded,
as a nun she always presided
midnight to noon on the harp 
until her old dog did bark
Mum I fear your...

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I thought pee lines were for females
But when dogs stop wagging their tails
Guys seek the closest tree
Then raise a leg and pee
In a queue, their...

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I did half a cart wheel
once pooped a quarter
don't ask
OK, i also tried the dog food
the crunchy stuff wasn't bad
I'll still eat the last cookie...

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The alpha canine stood under the tree
Such doggy wisdom does not come for free
“If you bury your bone
please remember the zone
Now form an orderly queue...

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The dogs were line up to pee
On what was a special oak tree
Frigid, but waited in line
All thoughts had crossed their mind
Peeing on the tree...

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Hey, diddle, diddle, the cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon--had no fiddle,

The little dog laughed, got smashed as a Poodle,
the cow laughed...

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"Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee."
The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!"
Female dogs may have fleas
But they don't...

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Fruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time 
Grow and taste devine  
Poo-pee...

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     Next to a tree where four lines could be
     Canines haven’t even thought of three
 ...

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At the canine yap concert, Three Dog Bite
There's not one dog port-o-potty in site
so long lines form at a tree
for each mutt and pedigree
It proved...

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Before Duke shakes a leg, he sniffs around
Some doggies chase squirrels like Harry the hound
Sparky crying mutt
Says he’ll bust his gut
Begs for more pee-trees in...

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The dog days of summer find these canines 
Of all shapes and sizes waiting in lines
It's hot and muggy out
Yet these...

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It’s soiled at the root of the tree.
The line that has formed for the spree.
     It’s beyond belief,
   ...

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Concert tickets were a fabulous gift, 
But this bathroom line has me quite miffed. 
Next time, I won't wait to "go"
Until after the show 
When...

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Line up for the lav-a-tree doggies, please
The grass is smelling alike mouldy cheese
Pass the word around 
That what you have found
Is a more refined way...

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