I did half a cart wheel

I did half a cart wheel once pooped a quarter don't ask OK, i also tried the dog food the crunchy stuff wasn't bad I'll still eat the last cookie and love taking the large strawberry that sits atop the display whenever I wear a nice shirt everyone gets a bit nervous I drive my trucks until Vegas takes them off the board I wore the same sport jacket for all four years of high school (ya hadda wear one... I took it literally) I've only had one cat enough is enough At one point in my life ALL of my worldly possessions fit into my Volkswagen it was not a camper Maybe i read too much Thoreau in my youth in defense of my actions over 3/4ths of a century it seem like a good idea at the time.