Autumn Humor Poems

Wintertime is cold, but nice -
Water turns itself to ice.

Springtime gets a little hotter -
Ice turns itself back into water.

Summer’s still hotter by degrees -
You...

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how absurd…an owl,
wearing a night cap…the fowl
an audience howl

owl downs his liquor
his entertainment slicker
audience snicker

in midst, a jeerer
a foul audience nearer
here comes the sheerer

this owl...

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Spring Time pretty flowers in my garden will start to grow,
do you see the old huge black crow.
Summer Time with lots of outdoor fun,
watch out...

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Saint Tropez is a summer town.
Smaller than it ought to be, really.
Like when you realize the French quarter,
in New Orleans, is just three blocks wide...

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Winter is very cold 
the wind is bold 
snowman made the centerfold 
brown snow is old. 

 

Spring is in the air 
flowers now blooming...

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in this mug is chicken noodle

spousey says a whole caboodle

every single day

it chases flu away

lets me get back to my doodle.
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a mugs home is its castle

and hot cocoa its vassal

if marshmallows float

its chocolate moat

there's seldom fuss or hassle.
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this mug's cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.
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cider is magic so clear

from each sip autumn is near

and all will confess

from treetop to press

orchards raise blessed good cheer.
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an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of right now

he milks a sad cow

farming a dramatic past.
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There once was a man with a head
Like a pumpkin it was, and called Fred
How they laughed in the Spring
At the pumpkin head thing
Oh the...

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autumn-dressed in pretty colors of red, yellow and orange
cool breezes-cover the pumpkins at night like a blanket
the sun-now has less time to play outside
autumn-is my...

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In New Haven, Lisa misses the sad, dark, city aesthetics of her hometown. Its crime podcast vibe, actinic crime-lighting and sirens in the distance, that...

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What a fun time of the year
picking apples for baked pies
playing in the falling leaves
winter is coming....

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spleen of newt tongue of blubber

foul things toads eat for supper

a potion this fine

will strenghten a spine

swallow with bread and butter.
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