Housework Poems - Poems about Housework

I shirk house work my spouse cleans house I try she sighs get out she shouts I smirk no work I leave well pleased all day I play ...

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Sits there and judges. How dare you mock me! Do you think I have time to perfect smocked sleeves? Turned down collars Frilly blouses Pleats wrinkle-free. You are redundant No longer of use Except as a doorstop Or in self-defence. I will not be cowed By your flat, grey face. I glory in chaos, Crumpled cottons and lace. I shy from the conservative Perfectly straight We will not have flatness Except on...

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I'm going to submit the words the words that drive my daily thoughts past wastelands of dirty laundry and heaped up dishes that scream out wash me while the water's hot we're important, writing's not. I can not seem to find the time for sweeping all the dirt and grime when all my thoughts reign far supreme while bathroom thrones remain unclean. priorities remain...

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Housework Can't shirk Dust dirt Desert Dusting Busting In hand Disband Move forth With cloth Wipe clean Shine sheen Wash clothes Dirt goes Hang out Line route Switch on Iron Decrease Each crease Vacuum Bedroom Wash floors And doors No fun Jobs done. *Route pronounced rowt for rhyme purpose* 25.08.23...

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Who was it who said Housework prolongs your life? Surely they jest! They can go take a hike I've collapsed on the couch From just the mere thought After leaving it it far longer Than I reasonably ought Where on earth do I start? I just can't decide where Each job worse than the last I feel down...

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The kitchen's disinfected, the worktops squeaky clean, The laundry's in the wardrobe and nothing's left in the machine. The crockery is washed and dry, it's stacked in cupboards, looking neat. There's just one nagging problem, I've got nothing left to eat!...

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She loves doing housework and cleaning her husband said. He assumed this, as she enabled the rest of them to be pigs. She expected to do the chores no one likes; it had been her mother’s life. Her husband had no idea that his wife dreamed of an education. She would have loved to take art, engineering or psychology...

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Multichoice test. Answer A B or C to each of the following to determine your housework saturation level. 1. Generally, it can be said that Housework is... A. Boring and Tiring B. Unappreciated C. Both of the above 2. Vacuuming is.... A. A waste of time B. Bad for the back C. Both of the above 3....

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The more I let go of these tiresome soul struggles, the should haves, the should bes, the more it is possible, to be messy and alive....

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I roning clothes – I love that job. Oh, my gosh! L aundering them first is another one O f numerous chores that let me wash V arious things. Wash this or that. How fun! E ven pots and pans! I must say . . . H ow much more pleasure can there even be? O n my hands and...

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There's more to keeping house, Than washing dishes, sweeping floors. You must wipe away the dirt, From window sills and doors. Picking up and straightening, For certain is a must, But if you want it to be clean, It's wash and scrub and dust. Because you ran the vacuum, You think you've done a chore, But did you wash the window panes? Did you mop the...

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There's more to keeping house, Than washing dishes, sweeping floors. You must wipe away the dirt, From window sills and doors. Picking up and straightening, For certain is a must, But if you want it to be clean, It's wash and scrub or bust. Because you ran the vaccuum, You think you've done a chore; But did you wash the window panes? Did you mop the...

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So many things to do today. Things I love to do, and other things not so much fun. Paperwork. Ugh. I wish it had never been invented. Despise it, even online. A never ending story. Like housework. Druggery that barely lasts long enough For the ink to dry or the dust bunnies to settle. I have a quirky mind that does...

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There is a teensy tiny bit of hope in the recesses of my mind That this house will clean itself. That I will wake up and it will be done. The pages and piles and boxes and bags will Have miraculously disappeared overnight. There is another part of me that Simply does not care. I will tap into that...

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Dripping Dry It’s fun not to lie, Dishes are done let’s have some Fun! Friday Night At last Time for a Blast Take it all in Like a Dolphin that swims...

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