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Horsing Around Poems - Poems about Horsing Around


Horsing Around
A filly by the name of "Woe" Never once won Win, Place, nor Show The day she was bought She was hot to trot But went nuts from shouts of "Go! Whoa!"...

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Categories: horsing around, horse, humor,
Form: Limerick
Horsing Around
Women get a charge off a steed That understands their basic need To gallop bareback And take up the slack Girls love to come with all due speed!...

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Categories: horsing around, horse,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Horsing Around-A Horse Tale
A starry night, a dark, Kentucky barn. Who would expect any harm? The chocolate mare her handsome, manly stallion. Who knew that night, what would befall them? That fateful night, he actually asked her for a divorce? With her hooves, she jumped on his head, of course! Her stallion passed with such a bloodied fury. In court, flashed her long eyelids,then came,a...

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Categories: horsing around, fantasy, horse, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Horsing Around
Hop on for the thrill o your life A bronco might throw you in seconds But on this ride you'll manage the reins Though your horse may be a runaway train You'll go up, you'll come down You'll for sure bounce around Will you be able to stay the course? ...

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Categories: horsing around, horse, money,
Form: Rhyme
Horsing Around
she bit her lip not in a bad way but suggestively i put a bit in my mouth being a little hoarse her pony...

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Categories: horsing around, muse,
Form: I do not know?



Horsing Around
If I were a horse, what kind would I be? A raging white stallion so wild and so free, Leading the herd to new pastures green, Sinuous, shiny; a sight to be seen! Handsome and striking; pawing the air I’d be the desire of every young mare. No, not a stallion; a stunning paint war horse Adorned with bold markings and...

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Categories: horsing around, fantasy, work,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Just Horsing Around
sue spread her legs wide when mounting the wild stallion oh your smutty mind! SexyKu Contest Sponsored by Richard Lamoureux 5, 7, 5 CHECKED WITH HOW MANY SYLLABLES 02~19~17...

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Categories: horsing around, horse, humorous, sensual, sexy,
Form: Haiku
Horsing Around
I’m sick of hearing from old Bill that I’m a whimpish sort of bloke, Because I don’t care for rodeo’s and can’t relate to outback folk, That I prefer to travel in a car, when I go from A to B, When I should be riding horses like Billy does you see. I’ve never been upon a horse;...

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Categories: horsing around, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Just Horsing Around With Limericks
(sorry, Tirzah, I could not do a nice long poem on horses. I just felt like doing some silly limericks playing off expressions for horses. Thanks for the inspiration!) I Hate that Horse There’s a horse that I so hate to see, And at night sometimes he visits me. His attack to my thigh Makes me think I might die. That Charly Horse...

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Categories: horsing around, funnyhate, horse,
Form: Limerick
Monkeying and Horsing Around
Absorb what you observe as quite absurd, have fun with wacky wit that's seldom heard. For instance, watch a shrieking monkey monkey with a monkey wrench, ...

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Categories: horsing around, animals, funny, happiness, dog,
Form: Rhyme

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