Funny Horror Poems
These Funny Horror poems are examples of Horror poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horror Funny poems written by international poets.
A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELLA special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...
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Categories:
horror, evil, fantasy, fear, gothic,
Horror MovieI scream
at the silver screen
through the blood lust scene
ice cream
spills unseen
RUN!
crying careen
eyes sheen
not...
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Categories:
film, fun, horror, humorous,
RIP Erich Anderson And Rob DierWoodsman on a prowl
Sneaking around like an owl
Noticing innocents getting a fright
Watchman you are a good knight
Defending partiers in a plight...
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Categories:
horror, angel, bereavement, eulogy, friendship
Kitchen Knife HygieneFinally, my blood began to coagulate.
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight;
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...
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Categories:
food, funny, horror, silly,
The Black FridgeWe put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.
Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...
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Categories:
dark, family, horror, imagination,
Imagine My HorrorI do not like night crawlers.
They smell funny.
They are squishy when you step on them.
They have a weird pink bump.
They creep me out.
Today I read...
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Categories:
horror, animal,
CreepyThe night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...
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Categories:
horror, brother, fear, funny, halloween,
After the BoozeHe went home gaily after a few pegs
Fell onto his bed dangling his soiled legs
Blissfully fell asleep soon
His wife came calling him “loon”
Falling from bed,...
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Categories:
anger, horror,
No More Drinking For MeDriving home from the liquor store,
completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
and I...
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Categories:
horror, adventure, anger, animal, drug,
The Haunted HouseLast night my friend visited a haunted house
Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse,
I stayed home and watched a funny comedy
While...
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Categories:
halloween, horror,
No God of Mine - 2021 Edit[This poem 'No God Of Mine' was seemingly confounding readers as
to its meaning. Ordinarily, if I felt a poem wasn't cutting it, I'd delete
it, but on...
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Categories:
evil, horror,
With ChildDo you know what it feels like
To be with child is a delight
And a horror as you grow
You worry for health wealth everything else soul
Then...
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Categories:
horror, baby, beauty,
The KillerTHE KILLER
Standing alone on peak of the hill
I sighed to recollect that happenstance.
...
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Categories:
funny, horror, scary,
Eight Year Old CharlieWhy is that man begging for some money ?
He has holes in his clothes and looks so funny
This was said by Charlie aged only eight...
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Categories:
children, horror, sorrow,
How To Make a Witchs' StewTake a cauldron, make a stew
Spider's head, Lizard's crew
Grasshopper eyes, eagle's wings
Ladybug's legs, raccoon's sting
Mix them slowly, make it bubble
Let it rise, make it trouble
Keep...
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Categories:
6th grade, funny, horror,