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Funny Horror Poems

These Funny Horror poems are examples of Horror poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horror Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL
A special place in hell
The devil sits upon his throne
In the fiery pits of hell
He casts his eye over his special place
While he beats an...

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Categories: horror, evil, fantasy, fear, gothic,



Horror Movie
I scream
  at the silver screen
  through the blood lust scene
ice cream
  spills unseen
  RUN!
  crying careen
eyes sheen
  not...

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Categories: film, fun, horror, humorous,

Premium Member RIP Erich Anderson And Rob Dier
Woodsman on a prowl 
Sneaking around like an owl 
Noticing innocents getting a fright 
Watchman you are a good knight 
Defending partiers in a plight...

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Categories: horror, angel, bereavement, eulogy, friendship

Premium Member Kitchen Knife Hygiene
Finally, my blood began to coagulate. 
I counted up my fingers, and found I had eight; 
And so, I'm sorry to say, for me it's...

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Categories: food, funny, horror, silly,

The Black Fridge
We put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.

Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...

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Categories: dark, family, horror, imagination,



Premium Member Imagine My Horror
I do not like night crawlers.
They smell funny.
They are squishy when you step on them.
They have a weird pink bump.
They creep me out.
Today I read...

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Categories: horror, animal,

Premium Member Creepy
The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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Categories: horror, brother, fear, funny, halloween,

Premium Member After the Booze
He went home gaily after a few pegs
Fell onto his bed dangling his soiled legs
Blissfully fell asleep soon
His wife came calling him “loon”
Falling from bed,...

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Categories: anger, horror,

No More Drinking For Me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: horror, adventure, anger, animal, drug,

Premium Member The Haunted House
Last night my friend visited a haunted house
Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse,

I stayed home and watched a funny comedy
While...

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Categories: halloween, horror,

Premium Member No God of Mine - 2021 Edit
[This poem 'No God Of  Mine' was seemingly confounding readers as
to its meaning. Ordinarily, if I felt a poem wasn't  cutting it, I'd delete
it, but on...

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Categories: evil, horror,

Premium Member With Child
Do you know what it feels like
To be with child is a delight
And a horror as you grow
You worry for health wealth everything else soul

Then...

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Categories: horror, baby, beauty,

Premium Member The Killer
THE KILLER

      Standing alone on peak of the hill
      I sighed to recollect that happenstance.
...

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Categories: funny, horror, scary,

Eight Year Old Charlie
Why is that man begging for some money ?
He has holes in his clothes and looks so funny
This was said by Charlie aged only eight...

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Categories: children, horror, sorrow,

How To Make a Witchs' Stew
Take a cauldron, make a stew
Spider's head, Lizard's crew
Grasshopper eyes, eagle's wings
Ladybug's legs, raccoon's sting

Mix them slowly, make it bubble
Let it rise, make it trouble
Keep...

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Categories: 6th grade, funny, horror,


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