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Funny Horror Poems

These Funny Horror poems are examples of Horror poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Horror Funny poems written by international poets.


The Black Fridge
We put things in the fridge,
To keep them very cold,
But some things in our fridge,
Are getting very old.

Like dear Uncle Ted,
By the loaf of bread,
He’s...

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Categories: dark, family, horror, imagination,



Premium Member Imagine My Horror
I do not like night crawlers.
They smell funny.
They are squishy when you step on them.
They have a weird pink bump.
They creep me out.
Today I read...

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Categories: horror, animal,

Premium Member Creepy
The night was deep I could not sleep
The body was hot and so were my clothes
 With my mind in a whirl, I stretched out...

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Categories: horror, brother, fear, funny, halloween,

Premium Member After the Booze
He went home gaily after a few pegs
Fell onto his bed dangling his soiled legs
Blissfully fell asleep soon
His wife came calling him “loon”
Falling from bed,...

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Categories: anger, horror,

No More Drinking For Me
Driving home from the liquor store,
       completely void of worry,
I reached behind for my bag of weed
 and I...

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Categories: horror, adventure, anger, animal, drug,



Premium Member The Haunted House
Last night my friend visited a haunted house
Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse,

I stayed home and watched a funny comedy
While...

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Categories: halloween, horror,

Premium Member No God of Mine - 2021 Edit
[This poem 'No God Of  Mine' was seemingly confounding readers as
to its meaning. Ordinarily, if I felt a poem wasn't  cutting it, I'd delete
it, but on...

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Categories: evil, horror,

Premium Member With Child
Do you know what it feels like
To be with child is a delight
And a horror as you grow
You worry for health wealth everything else soul

Then...

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Categories: horror, baby, beauty,

Premium Member Loose Magic
Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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Categories: horror, angel, anniversary, beauty, bible,

Premium Member The Killer
THE KILLER

      Standing alone on peak of the hill
      I sighed to recollect that happenstance.
...

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Categories: funny, horror, scary,

Premium Member Spaghetti
Spaghetti

The meat, 
the cheese,
the sauce.

The smiles,
the laughs,
the wine.

The music, 
the song, 
the moment... 

The vow of forever!

Then...

You and I, 
and the garlic bread!



A. Foster, Ann...

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Categories: horror, crazy, cute, cute love,

Premium Member The Cat
The Cat

It is late, 
nearly half-past nine. 
You are asleep beside me.
The clock on the wall is too loud. 
I need to buy another. 
This...

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Categories: horror, addiction, atheist, christian, hope,

Premium Member Questions
Questions

What defines... success?
Is it how many people you know. 
Is it where you have been, 
or where you will go? 

Is it who you talk...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: horror, adventure, america, angel, anti

Premium Member U
U

It is cool here. 
Is it hot there?
You have not written. 
I have not received...
a letter.

Do you think of me?
I remember you. 
I can not...

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Categories: horror, america, angel, anniversary, anti

Premium Member The Toilet of Terror
Some toilets are black and white
Like an orca full of might

And when I do sit
My mind wants to quit

Cause I can’t stop feeling fright!...

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Categories: animal, fear, funny, horror,